Pre Match Southampton v Leicester

[Payne74]

I’ll be on a flight to skegnees so I won’t see it

Fixed it for you

 

[SilverFox]

we won’t be winning this. Southampton aren’t very good, but they have something important that we don’t… fight.

They will win this match and we will pose no threat whatsoever.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Oooh actually I’m going to miss this one, I’m getting wanked off by Emma Stone in a speedboat in Venice, sorry everyone.

Don't be silly ted, speedboats aren't allowed in Venice. Now if you had said gondola....

 

[tedfoxxx]

Don't be silly ted, speedboats aren't allowed in Venice. Now if you had said gondola....

I’ve seen Indian Jones pal, you’re not fooling me.

But gondola you say? Mmmm, wanked off on a gondola by a really classy bird. Susanna Reid, say, followed by gelato. Phwoar.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

I’ve seen Indian Jones pal, you’re not fooling me.

But gondola you say? Mmmm, wanked off on a gondola by a really classy bird. Susanna Reid, say, followed by gelato. Phwoar.

 

[tedfoxxx]

It’s pistachio gelato, n’all.

 

[popillius]

I'll piss on your gelato, n’all.

Okay, okay. Calm the **** down.

 

[Joe_Fox]

It’s pistachio gelato, n’all.

Hope you haven't got a nut allergy. That'd really put a dampener on it.

 

[Blue Maniac]

There’s a Krieger quote for everything. Usually this one.

 

[H T B]

We can't keep relying on other teams results to keep us out of the shite.
Time to put some results together ourselves, again, starting with these ****ers.
Hopefully Madders will be back in the fold, so just go for it, you blue bastards

 

[Blaarev]

Soton losing 0-1 at HT at home to Grimsby

 

[Blaarev]

Soton losing 0-1 at HT at home to Grimsby

0-2 now

 

[Blue Maniac]

They’re even more hilarious than we are.

 

[Miles Away]

They’re even more hilarious than we are.

Until Saturday...

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Until Saturday...

Tragically the bookies don’t seem to be able to decide a favourite. Jesus.

 

[fitz]

Until Saturday...

Yep. We'll be looking to give as many free kicks away on the edge of our box.

 

[Miles Away]

Yep. We'll be looking to give as many free kicks away on the edge of our box.

Ward-Prowse to score first for either team. Stealing money.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Clash of the spineless shithouses. ****ing infuriating performance by Southampton tonight, just dismal almost to the last man. Fair play to Grimsby, well-deserved first quarter final in 84 years.

 

[Lako42]

Clash of the spineless shithouses. ****ing infuriating performance by Southampton tonight, just dismal almost to the last man. Fair play to Grimsby, well-deserved first quarter final in 84 years.

Saturdays game a beautiful example of how shit this league is

 

[Blue Maniac]

A couple of interesting pieces of commentary from Ally McCoist tonight. As JWP prepared to take a free kick, he insightfully predicted that “he’s going to put this in an area” (that was the end of the sentence, no further details).

Further, I was surprised to learn, after being informed that West Ham had taken the lead against Manchester United, that David Moyes had never won at Old Trafford as a manager. No wonder he got sacked.