Stuff to do in Malaga

[MKFox]

When I was your age the foreign holiday was only about:

a: Topping up my tan
b: Treating myself to a pina colada in the evening
c: Being taken roughly up the arse by Miguel and his friends in the night club toilets

Anything else is just plain wrong

Sweet jesus no.....

 

[homer]

Sweet jesus no.....

Still sounds better than taking a feckin' trip to Gibraltar FFS or moping about some sodding caves

The youth of today :icon_roll

 

[lazzer]

Still sounds better than taking a feckin' trip to Gibraltar FFS or moping about some sodding caves

The youth of today :icon_roll

I have always enjoyed exploring cavernous areas as much then as i do today.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

I have always enjoyed exploring cavernous areas as much then as i do today.

is there an innuendo in there :icon_bigg

 

[highland fox]

Sort yourself out, you steaming nonce

When I was your age the foreign holiday was only about:

a: getting pissed and having a good time with yer mates;
b: lazing about on the beach all day in order to refresh yourself for the next night; and most importantly
c: a non-stop cavalcade of chasing tail
Anything else is just plain wrong

Unsuccesfully I bet

 

[spionfox]

In a cock ring?

Are they any good? I'm asking for a mate.

 

[Melton Fox]

I am going to stay with a mate who lives out there.

Apart from the usual Beach, Golf and beer drinking does anyone know of anything to do or see out there.

Have you tried asking your mate? He lives out there.

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

Have you tried asking your mate? He lives out there.

:icon_bigg

 

[Macky]

Have you tried asking your mate? He lives out there.

His mate is probably too busy behaving like a normal bloke to be answering stupid questions.

 

[enderby fox]

Have you tried asking your mate? He lives out there.

Damn i knew i forgot something! Yes i have but he's very vague.