TB relationships

[City Fan]

Ha! Macky lost and had to eat the biscuit.....

With cheese on top?

 

[MKFox]

With cheese on top?

I think he said it was more salty than cheesy....

 

[spionfox]

I think he said it was more salty than cheesy....

That would depend on how long it had been hanging around surely...

 

[MKFox]

Bit of a connoisseur are you Spion?

:icon_eek:

 

[spionfox]

Bit of a connoisseur are you Spion?

:icon_eek:

If you are going to try it, just make sure you don't keep it for too long - it goes crusty :icon_bigg

 

[Macky]

It was ****ing soggy okay?
**** soggy biscuits, ya shower of ****s








and you ****in cheated MK, you're not supposed to get excited by the other participants in the race, that counts as an unfair advantage, no wonder you finished before me.


****in quick cummin cheat

 

[highland fox]

Wow, what a coincidence, myself and five other TBers are currently having a wanking race.

Was it first to cum ? Against the clock ?

 

[muzzysgal]

One of my relatives has registered on here, but has yet to post.

Although in a few weeks we technically won't be related any more.

 

[Macky]

Was it first to cum ? Against the clock ?

First to cum.
I was rubbish, to be fair. My hand actually fell asleep which was a bit of a disappointment but remarkably similar to the former Mrs Macky.

 

[Disco Bob]

First to cum.
I was rubbish, to be fair. My hand actually fell asleep which was a bit of a disappointment but remarkably similar to the former Mrs Macky.

The rank amateurism in your gameplay is pathetic.

It is, was and always will be:
Rule 1 - Competitors wank onto biscuit, the final competitor to cum shall eat the biscuit laced with the contents of the other competitor's testes.

Competing with your rule would reduce the game to the farcical state of just watching someone consume their own semen, something that most posters on here do as a hobby anyway.

This is a fine rule and has served public school boys well for the last one hundred and ninety nine years since official body, the Association of Soggy Biscuiteers, was founded. I believe some special events are planned for next year's centenary.

 

[Macky]

The rank amateurism in your gameplay is pathetic.

It is, was and always will be:
Rule 1 - Competitors wank onto biscuit, the final competitor to cum shall eat the biscuit laced with the contents of the other competitor's testes.

Competing with your rule would reduce the game to the farcical state of just watching someone consume their own semen, something that most posters on here do as a hobby anyway.

This is a fine rule and has served public school boys well for the last one hundred and ninety nine years since official body, the Association of Soggy Biscuiteers, was founded. I believe some special events are planned for next year's centenary.

It must be a class thing DB, unlike the upper echelons we could never afford biscuits when I was growing up so you just have to adapt to what life throws at you.

 

[spionfox]

It must be a class thing DB, unlike the upper echelons we could never afford biscuits when I was growing up so you just have to adapt to what life throws at you.

Exactly. In my deprived youth we had to wank into the smallest boys* hand instead of a biscuit and then eat from that.

(* smallest was picked because they were least able to resist)

 

[Disco Bob]

It must be a class thing DB, unlike the upper echelons we could never afford biscuits when I was growing up so you just have to adapt to what life throws at you.

Biscuits?

I would have my fag fetch a packet of Blinis, and he also had responsibility for wanking me as prefects would never soil themselves. It simply would not have been good form.