Speculation The completely irrational and totally unfounded rule changes you'd like to see, whether you've seen them in other sports or otherwise

[H T B]

If a player feigns injury in order to seek advantage, the referee is allowed to ensure he is injured by smacking him one

 

[pork pie fox]

• Commentators will be red-carded if they use the words 'Manchester United', if they are not playing in the game being shown. If MU are playing, then it will be obligatory to occassionally mention the name of the opposing team.

Also, if they use the words "United" or "City" without using the word "Manchester", when talking about either of the two Manchester clubs, as if they are the only two clubs to be called either United or City.

 

[Skitzo]

If a player feigns injury in order to seek advantage, the referee is allowed to ensure he is injured by smacking him one

along similar lines if a player is caught diving the entire opposition, including subs is allowed to punch him once

 

[Robin127]

...slowing it down and wasting time from around the 20th min.

Mark Wallington was a master of that.

 

[mabrah]

Rock, paper, scissors best of 5 instead of penalty shootouts.

Indeed, rock paper scissors instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the game.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Rock, paper, scissors best of 5 instead of penalty shootouts.

Indeed, rock paper scissors instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the game.

RPS to replace all games involving West Ham.

 

[popillius]

Neil Warnock's teams should declare all of their financial dealings however shady.

Denis W**e should at all times be referred to as a ****, whenever he appears on Sky Sports.

 

[popillius]

along similar lines if a player is caught diving the entire opposition, including subs is allowed to punch him once

Maddison would die.

 

[mabrah]

Denis W**e should at all times be referred to as a ****, whenever he appears on Sky Sports.

I do that already but, yes, it should happen by international decree.

 

[Lako42]

Shit games abandoned at half time and both teams 2 points deducted.

 

[mabrah]

Shit games abandoned at half time and both teams 2 points deducted.

Yep, I was going to suggest giving the ref the right to call games off if they're a shitfest.

 

[Payne74]

Teams that make no effort to win a game get 3 points deducted

 

[Rock Fox]

Teams that make no effort to win a game get 3 points deducted

we would have just lost 3 points against Brighton

 

[camberwell fox]

Neil Warnock's teams should declare all of their financial dealings however shady.

Denis W**e should at all times be referred to as a ****, whenever he appears on Sky Sports.

I can hear it now ‘joining us on the panel this evening is Jamie Carragher, a great flobber and former Wimbledon, Chelsea and Leicester midfielder, ****.’’

 

[popillius]

I can hear it now ‘joining us on the panel this evening is Jamie Carragher, a great flobber and former Wimbledon, Chelsea and Leicester midfielder, ****.’’

Perfect.

 

[FOX Franks]

I only want one.
Goals that go in off the bar are worth double.

 

[mabrah]

I only want one.
Goals that go in off the bar are worth double.

Except Frank Lampa.... sorry, 'Lamps'

 

[Polar Bear]

Killer bees make everything better. Look out goalie!