The Confession Booth

[Melton Fox]

It's a confessional thread, you put something that should be in the "how are you feeling" thread and the "to do list" thread.

 

[Darth Vodka]

from the top board again Darth?

you joke but...

when i was about 4 or 5 i was swimming with me dad in hinckley baths and i said "dad i need a wee"

and he said "well just go in the pool"

so naturally, i climbed out onto the side and peed into the pool

 

[Boy Genius]

I did 90mph in a 30mph....... I dont feel bad about it though..:icon_bigg

 

[Boy Genius]

you joke but...

when i was about 4 or 5 i was swimming with me dad in hinckley baths and i said "dad i need a wee"

and he said "well just go in the pool"

so naturally, i climbed out onto the side and peed into the pool

you can take the lad out of Earl Shilton, but you can't take the Earl Shilton out of the lad

 

[fludie]

It's a confessional thread, you put something that should be in the "how are you feeling" thread and the "to do list" thread.

Aaaaa ok:icon_bigg

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

I did 90mph in a 30mph....... I dont feel bad about it though..:icon_bigg

you will if you get a ticket from one of those white vans parked where you cant see them

 

[Boy Genius]

you will if you get a ticket from one of those white vans parked where you cant see them

will I?...............

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

will I?...............

ok your bank balance will

 

[Boy Genius]

ok your bank balance will

will it?.........

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

will it?.........

:icon_lol:

 

[Darth Vodka]

will it?.........

is this the "answer every question with a question" thread?

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

is this the "answer every question with a question" thread?

is it?

 

[Macky]

is this the "answer every question with a question" thread?

What do you think?

 

[Feriol]

I'v told one of my customers, that had an appointment today that i was sick, really i just can't be bothered today.

 

[Macky]

Bless me Mr Melton Fox for I have sinned,
it has been many, many years since my last confession.

I would like to confess to having a barely concealed urge to stab somebody repeatedly in the neck with a Biro yesterday.

I have also had very lustful thoughts concerning the new Polish cleaner woman.

May I have absolution?

 

[fludie]

Bless me Mr Melton Fox for I have sinned,
it has been many, many years since my last confession.

I would like to confess to having a barely concealed urge to stab somebody repeatedly in the neck with a Biro yesterday.

I have also had very lustful thoughts concerning the new Polish cleaner woman.

May I have absolution?

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

Bless me Mr Melton Fox for I have sinned,
it has been many, many years since my last confession.

I would like to confess to having a barely concealed urge to stab somebody repeatedly in the neck with a Biro yesterday.

I have also had very lustful thoughts concerning the new Polish cleaner woman.

May I have absolution?

3 x hail marys
4x hows yer fathers

 

[Macky]

3 x hail marys
4x hows yer fathers

That's the plan with the Polish bint.

 

[lazzer]

Careful Mackster I've seen the future.....................

 

[Lako42]

Had a wank