The Death Clock

[Brauny Blue]

Aug 16th 2038.

If i change to pessimistic then i've only 15 years left:icon_eek:

 

[Melton Fox]

From the bottom of my heart, I really do hope you lot don't die on the dates this website predicts.

 

[Brauny Blue]

From the bottom of my heart, I really do hope you lot don't die on the dates this website predicts.

Your all ****s, i hope you die sooner

:icon_bigg

 

[bocadillo]

From the bottom of my heart, I really do hope you lot don't die on the dates this website predicts.

It's got to be worth making a note for future yearly Deathlists, hasn't it?

 

[MKFox]

Last time I did it I was judged to be already dead.....

Yes, same again. I died on Friday, March 9, 2001

:icon_lol:

Tuesday, July 8, 2053 for me.

84, old enough but not so old some fecker has to wipe yer arse

 

[p d s]

Thursday, June 20, 2052

At the grand old age of 66 :icon_cry:

 

[OldGit]

So every moment is a bonus for you. :icon_bigg

Indeed. having mastered the art of accessing the internet from the Other Side I will be able to continue to haunt you all for ever now.



Oh, hang on. I just went back and did it again, this time as a smoker. I am now alive again, due to expire on Monday, June 24, 2013

There you are. Smoking is good for you.

 

[RHYDAL]

70s is nothing for a guy these days.

When your old fella died aged 48 you look upon 70 as an aspirational target.

It is in a working country.

Wash your mouth out.

 

[Hazzman]

Thursday, June 20, 2052

At the grand old age of 66 :icon_cry:

I live to the grand old age of 85. What a load of old bollocks.

 

[mowbray-fox]

21 september 2065. i'll be 73.

 

[Dour]

When your old fella died aged 48 you look upon 70 as an aspirational target.

Jeez. What do you do when you're alone in the house and wanking is no longer an option?

 

[SJN-Fox]

June 1st 2032 ... roll on!

Wow ... pessimistic view is April 8 2017 ... not long to go then !

 

[Brauny Blue]

June 1st 2032 ... roll on!

Wow ... pessimistic view is April 8 2017 ... not long to go then !

If your not pessimistic we might make the 2033 cup final.........oh what a shame

 

[Billyjof]

Oct 1st 2051

I might take 5 years off that as I am mildly pessamistic. And I have an adversion to eating rabbit food.

 

[Siouxsie]

Feb 13th 2044. I suppose I'd better warn my o/h (whoever he might be at that time) so he doesn't waste money on a Valentine's pressie.

 

[GazLCFC]

Monday, July 17, 2051 - I'll be be 71, hardly seems worth paying into the pension fund.

 

[RHYDAL]

Jeez. What do you do when you're alone in the house and wanking is no longer an option?

Play poker, surf for porn and rag division 3 clubs. Same old, same old.:icon_wink

 

[DesertFox]

OK, I just went back and did the pessimistic one....

Saturday, November 16, 2013 :icon_eek:

Well, it's been fun, chaps....

 

[homer]

Thursday November 19 2015

But the way I feel this morning I can't see me lasting that long, to be honest

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Its pretty specific, apparently I'll make to a ripe old 99 and then get shot in the back by a jealous husband.