The Famous Blue Chair - Interview Thread

[Boy Genius]

Throw me in the chair, I will answer as quick as I can as I am in and out of the office most of the day. I am here till 5pm today

 

[lazzer]

mr genius how old are you ?
have you ever had a pint in the union inn ?
why genius?
do you wear a tie to work ?

 

[highland fox]

One bullet who do you shoot ?
Old granny drops a £20 note in the street you pick it up,do you give it her back?
You can buy one English player for City who is it to be ?
You get to shag Kylie only if you do Ann Widdicombe first,would you ?

 

[Boy Genius]

mr genius how old are you ?
have you ever had a pint in the union inn ?
why genius?
do you wear a tie to work ?

40
Yes
old nick name
now and again

 

[Boy Genius]

One bullet who do you shoot ?
Old granny drops a £20 note in the street you pick it up,do you give it her back?
You can buy one English player for City who is it to be ?
You get to shag Kylie only if you do Ann Widdicombe first,would you ?

line Tony Blair up with Peter Taylor and Dennis Wise and hope the bullet kills all through feckers

No I am not that honest

John Terry

I shag anything at my age so no problem there, bring em on

 

[LS6_Fox]

spandex or lyrca?
Tupac or Biggie?
East Enders or Corrie?
Steak & chips or veg lasagne?
Mandy Dingle or Pat Butcher?

 

[Scarby]

Do you smoke?
Which ale do you normally order in the boozer?
Are you married?
Do you have any tatoos?

 

[Boy Genius]

spandex or lyrca?
Tupac or Biggie?
East Enders or Corrie?
Steak & chips or veg lasagne?
Mandy Dingle or Pat Butcher?

Lycra
East enders
Take meat everytime so its the steak and chips
Pat Butcher ( i dont have to shag it do I )

 

[Boy Genius]

Do you smoke?
Which ale do you normally order in the boozer?
Are you married?
Do you have any tatoos?

No
Guiness or cider, or if I'm pissed both
Yes
No Tats

 

[Joe_Fox]

Do flamingos freak you out?
What's your favourite cheese?
If you had £10 what would you buy?
What is the most perculiar thing that's ever happened to your knee?

 

[Boy Genius]

Tupac or Biggie?

Tupac

 

[Boy Genius]

Do flamingos freak you out?
What's your favourite cheese?
If you had £10 what would you buy?
What is the most perculiar thing that's ever happened to your knee?

Only if they are not pink
Brie or any strong blue cheese, gorgonzola can be a heaven
Guiness
got fecked up playing football on the saffron lane sports center pitch ( do you know me?)

 

[Joe_Fox]

We'll ask the questions here mate!

Do you still think Nike make the best trainers?
How do you wear your watch, top of wrist or underneath?
What annoys you incredibly?
Which is your favourite emoticon?

 

[Durham Fox]

Diet Coke or normal?
frog skins or aviators?
member od season ticket holder?

 

[Scarby]

If dogs are blind how do guide dogs know how to stop at traffic lights?

If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

What are you doing tonight?

What do you do for a living?

 

[Durham Fox]

What car do you drive?
how many bedrooms does yout house have?
widescreen or 4:3
plasma or crt?

 

[Boy Genius]

We'll ask the questions here mate!

Do you still think Nike make the best trainers?
How do you wear your watch, top of wrist or underneath?
What annoys you incredibly?
Which is your favourite emoticon?

Nike shite
Top of wrist
Idiots ot walkers who moan and they really know feck all
mine, going to change soon though

 

[Boy Genius]

Diet Coke or normal?
frog skins or aviators?
member od season ticket holder?

diet coke
frog skins
season ticket

 

[Joe_Fox]

Who do you bank with?
Which of Girls Aloud do you like the most?
Favourite Tree?
Paper clip, staple or bull dog clip?

 

[Boy Genius]

If dogs are blind how do guide dogs know how to stop at traffic lights?

If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

What are you doing tonight?

What do you do for a living?

What dogs can drive, furry ones or ones you pick up in pubs
What would I want to cut a crumb in half for.
goes without saying
You lazy bastards I more out of you lot tonight
Its due to the constant heat and a good thermostat
going to blow the froth off a couple then watch pat butcher
Own business