The Gardening Thread

[MKFox]

I'm enjoying a sweet william at the moment

bender

 

[Macky]

Has anyone done the uphill gardener joke yet?

 

[highland fox]

The guy nextdoor showed me his plums earlier,I ccouldn't resist a little squeeze of them

This Country.......

 

[consty]

Gardening is all about life, and it teaches you lessons about human life too. Yeah, honest, don't laugh. There's a wonderful parody of this in the film 'being there' (one of my favourite films) in the character 'chancey gardener' (peter Sellers), but there are, actually, very real lessons to learn. In addition, the time for reflection in the context of being close to nature, is priceless.
As long as you are in touch with the real world and real people, gardening does a lot for the mind & the spirit. As for the body, tbh, it gives me backache. Apart from that, I love it.

 

[fcukcov]

I picked up all the burnt out fireworks of my garden today.

 

[Durham Fox]

I picked up all the burnt out fireworks of my garden today.

I havent heard one!

 

[fcukcov]

I havent heard one!

there were about 200 pounds worth went up in my garden last night, took over 2 hours. Ask GFP how his hand is.:icon_lol:

 

[Durham Fox]

there were about 200 pounds worth went up in my garden last night, took over 2 hours. Ask GFP how his hand is.:icon_lol:

ah so you set em off

 

[fcukcov]

ah so you set em off

yep, had my bring your own fireworks birthday party. Lovely stuff.

 

[Durham Fox]

yep, had my bring your own fireworks birthday party. Lovely stuff.

good call that

 

[Disco Bob]

there were about 200 pounds worth went up in my garden last night, took over 2 hours. Ask GFP how his hand is.:icon_lol:

I like a good wank during a firework show too.

 

[Smudge]

I like a good wank during a firework show too.

 

[The Major]

I like a good wank during a firework show too.

If you hold a sparkler at the same time you can see a lovely pattern.

 

[Brauny Blue]

I picked up all the burnt out fireworks of my garden today.

Found one hanging off my garage roof. I think someone must be missing a wooden gatepost from somewhere:icon_eek:

 

[SJN-Fox]

I like a good wank during a firework show too.

If you hold a sparkler at the same time you can see a lovely pattern.

That's just tooooooooo risky! One wrong move and ...

 

[Disco Bob]

That's just tooooooooo risky! One wrong move and ...

It's that kind of risk-averse attitude that produces boring 0-0 draws.

You and Meggers need to get a sparkler down your Jap's Eye pronto, like.

 

[Macky]

It's that kind of risk-averse attitude that produces boring 0-0 draws.

You and Meggers need to get a sparkler down your Jap's Eye pronto, like.

I've actually got one in right now.

 

[MKFox]

I've actually got one in right now.

One? Pah!
Lightweight....

 

[RHYDAL]

One? Pah!
Lightweight....

Catherine wheel is the way to go.

 

[fcukcov]

Catherine Wheel is the way to go.

Is she good then?