kam said:I've taken a wander around the Tigers forums and these rugby type people are very strange.
BAN RUGBY NOW
It's a boring minority sport, played in only a few countries by people who are not good enough to play football.
Tony Elsby said:kam said:I've taken a wander around the Tigers forums and these rugby type people are very strange.
BAN RUGBY NOW
It's a boring minority sport, played in only a few countries by people who are not good enough to play football.
That reminds me of valuable minutes spent trying to persuade the ex-headmaster of Wyggeston "Joe" Larkin that football rather than rugby should be the major sport at his school.........
...How marvellous it was to get back to football on Saturdays...
kam said:I've taken a wander around the Tigers forums and these rugby type people are very strange.
BAN RUGBY NOW
It's a boring minority sport, played in only a few countries by people who are not good enough to play football.
Tony Elsby said:kam said:I've taken a wander around the Tigers forums and these rugby type people are very strange.
BAN RUGBY NOW
It's a boring minority sport, played in only a few countries by people who are not good enough to play football.
That reminds me of valuable minutes spent trying to persuade the ex-headmaster of Wyggeston "Joe" Larkin that football rather than rugby should be the major sport at his school.
Being one of the few county lads at the school I was up against it from the start but recall explaining to him that, because football was played through 360 degrees rather than 180 it required a lot more intelligence and imagination than rugby, there being far more options.
He took not a blind bit of notice (with ex-England threequarter Mike Harrison as my form master I shouldn't have been surprised).
It didn't stop his cronies putting me in the rugby team though. We had a decent team and, as a diminutive full-back (there only because I could catch and kick), my job was mainly watching and clapping as my team-mates scored tries.
My last game ended in ignominy. As usual we were 25 points ahead and when an opposition forward broke through 10 minutes from time my colleagues could easily have chased back and tackled him.
But, with the game decided, and the forward a 14-stone colossus who was so lumbering he was never going to swerve past anyone, those wonderful team-mates left him to me.
I thought about a textbook tackle round the waist but quickly revised that option because my arms would only stretch round one mammoth thigh.
I hit him for all I was worth which, in rugby terms, proved not a lot.
He just grunted, reached down with the grappling iron he called his right arm, and continued to carry both me and ball over the try-line without breaking step and pressed both into the ground as a signing off.
What an embarrassment and what a bloody waste of time, I thought.
And, when, three minutes later the guy had the ball again I decided a conventional block was pointless so simply launched into a thigh-high slide tackle that despatched him out of play and onto and over the spongeman's bucket.
Job done, I thought and was delighted but no-one else saw it the same way and, oh the consequences.
Turned out that slide tackling and looking like a footballer was the worst offence you could commit at Wyggeston. Off I went and was subsequently called before the beak and banned, never to play again.
How marvellous it was to get back to football on Saturdays...
kam said:Fox Hunting - banned
so lets start a petition to call upon the Government to legislate against that cruel and barbaric, so called, sport that goes by the name of Rugby.
SAVE OUR STADIUM - BAN RUGBY
ScarboroughFox said:kam said:Fox Hunting - banned
so lets start a petition to call upon the Government to legislate against that cruel and barbaric, so called, sport that goes by the name of Rugby.
SAVE OUR STADIUM - BAN RUGBY
What a stupid childish thing to say!
Grow up
Steven said:Tony Elsby said:kam said:I've taken a wander around the Tigers forums and these rugby type people are very strange.
BAN RUGBY NOW
It's a boring minority sport, played in only a few countries by people who are not good enough to play football.
That reminds me of valuable minutes spent trying to persuade the ex-headmaster of Wyggeston "Joe" Larkin that football rather than rugby should be the major sport at his school.
Being one of the few county lads at the school I was up against it from the start but recall explaining to him that, because football was played through 360 degrees rather than 180 it required a lot more intelligence and imagination than rugby, there being far more options.
He took not a blind bit of notice (with ex-England threequarter Mike Harrison as my form master I shouldn't have been surprised).
It didn't stop his cronies putting me in the rugby team though. We had a decent team and, as a diminutive full-back (there only because I could catch and kick), my job was mainly watching and clapping as my team-mates scored tries.
My last game ended in ignominy. As usual we were 25 points ahead and when an opposition forward broke through 10 minutes from time my colleagues could easily have chased back and tackled him.
But, with the game decided, and the forward a 14-stone colossus who was so lumbering he was never going to swerve past anyone, those wonderful team-mates left him to me.
I thought about a textbook tackle round the waist but quickly revised that option because my arms would only stretch round one mammoth thigh.
I hit him for all I was worth which, in rugby terms, proved not a lot.
He just grunted, reached down with the grappling iron he called his right arm, and continued to carry both me and ball over the try-line without breaking step and pressed both into the ground as a signing off.
What an embarrassment and what a bloody waste of time, I thought.
And, when, three minutes later the guy had the ball again I decided a conventional block was pointless so simply launched into a thigh-high slide tackle that despatched him out of play and onto and over the spongeman's bucket.
Job done, I thought and was delighted but no-one else saw it the same way and, oh the consequences.
Turned out that slide tackling and looking like a footballer was the worst offence you could commit at Wyggeston. Off I went and was subsequently called before the beak and banned, never to play again.
How marvellous it was to get back to football on Saturdays...
I am not sure I understand. You were the Manager of a football side in the early Seventies in another thread and yet in this one you are a schoolboy with Mike Harrison (I presume the former Wakefield and England winger) as your form master.
Given the fact that Harrison was playing for England in the 80's to a be former player would mean you were a pupil after his career was over. Thus you were a pupil in the late 80's to 90's. In which case, how did you manage the football side?
Am I missing something or would you like to clear this up for me. :? :?
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