Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2022 rumours thread

[doolochfox]

It's ****ing Bielsa isn't itor Anna Friel.

 

[popillius]

Word on the street is that we've been so desperate to sell Tielemans over the last 24 hours that we've been embarrassingly going around offering him at a drop down price to the same clubs we quoted almost double a week ago.

We are literally becoming a joke among 'rival' clubs.

You should really stop walking down that street. It sounds to me like it's full of ****ing idiots who make shit up for a living.

 

[Thefoxinoz]

It's 4.48am and no Amartey ..... hooray!

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

I think he could've been a bit of a boga-man for some teams. Shame.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Couldn’t find one measly winger in the world to sign.

 

[Graz]

How the **** have we gone another window without a winger???

Just look at this and clearly we don't need one, we can just play an empty space on the right instead

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

How the **** have we gone another window without a winger???

Just look at this and clearly we don't need one, we can just play an empty space on the right instead

It's disgusting.

This is a major failure of the club and starts right at the top.

 

[Blue Maniac]

How the **** have we gone another window without a winger???

Just look at this and clearly we don't need one, we can just play an empty space on the right instead

Only when we play Leicester because apparently they’ve abandoned the concept of a left-back. When do we play them?

 

[glyn]

In terms of wingers, clearly it’s not ideal but why have even our academy not provided any competition on the right wing in all these years? Even someone who might not cut it, but we give them a go. No one.
Bring back Ghezzal and Diabate

 

[Miles Away]

In terms of wingers, clearly it’s not ideal but why have even our academy not provided any competition on the right wing in all these years? Even someone who might not cut it, but we give them a go. No one.
Bring back Ghezzal and Diabate

Well. It looks like Wright is staying at the club. He should be getting a long look now.

 

[Jeff]

Well. It looks like Wright is staying at the club. He should be getting a long look now.

Apparently some Championship clubs wanted him on loan. So maybe something will still happen.

He'd need to be named in the 25 man squad if we want him to play in the league.

 

[M17TT C]

Apparently some Championship clubs wanted him on loan. So maybe something will still happen.

He'd need to be named in the 25 man squad if we want him to play in the league.

Are the squads confirmed tomorrow?

 

[Jeff]

Are the squads confirmed tomorrow?

They're normally published on the Premier League's website a few days after the window closes. Last season it was 10th September, but I think it's usually earlier than that.

 

[Jeff]

SLAM

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[tedfoxxx]

Good job that stuff about Perez leaving was bollocks eh?

 

[SilverFox]

Just that Wout geezer? Wow.

I took my girl to watch Beauty and the Beast at the London Palladium. It was a lovely night.

 

[homer]

You took her up the West End?

Good girl

 

[SilverFox]

You took her up the West End?

Good girl

I hope that’s not a euphemism. She’s 7 mate.

 

[homer]

I hope that’s not a euphemism. She’s 7 mate.

Ah - thought you meant girl as in girl-friend

My bad…

 

[SilverFox]

Ah - thought you meant girl as in girl-friend

My bad…