Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2023 rumours thread - it's started already!

[FrenchFox]

Talksport’s predicted starting11 for next season.

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Sorry, but who is Palmer?

 

[Graz]

Sorry, but who is Palmer?

Cole Palmer, from Man City

We're linked with him on loan.

 

[Graz]

Small detail

I wondered if that was it, but considering it's a predicted XI based on rumoured signings, then it didn't really seem that big an issue TBH.

Winks, Coady, Steffen and the Swansea striker all seem like very concrete links that are progressing too.

 

[Robin127]

Cole Palmer, from Man City

We're linked with him on loan.

Knowing how things have happened over the past few years we'll end up with Carlton Palmer.

 

[camberwell fox]

Knowing how things have happened over the past few years we'll end up with Carlton Palmer.

More like Patsy Palmer.

 

[taupe]

Harry Palmer might have been interesting, as we seem to have become more watercress than ipcress.

 

[Payne74]

More like Patsy Palmer.

Ricccccccccky Ricardo

 

[taupe]

Relegation usually means a club’s best players leave, as Leicester are finding out. James Maddison has packed up and gone to Spurs, and he could be followed out of the training ground gates by Kelechi Iheanacho and Patson Daka, who are both wanted by José Mourinho at Roma.

Buried paragraphs in...

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...ed-chelsea-tottenham-hojbjerg-atletico-madrid

They don't elaborate on what José wants them for though.... bookends?

 

[glyn]

This thread talking about a made up predicted XI consisting of several players who either won’t be joining us or will have left us has already gone on too long….

 

[SilverFox]

Knowing how things have happened over the past few years we'll end up with Carlton Palmer.

Or the remains of Cole Porter.

 

[SilverFox]

The remains of Cole Porter probably have quicker reactions than Vestergaard.

 

[taupe]

Ah, but have you heard Veste's rendition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

 

[fitz]

Cole Palmer, from Man City

We're linked with him on loan.

Named after 2 Carltons

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[homer]

That’s a complete giveaway, but that’s what you get for being an incompetent shower of shit

 

[homer]

Hold on a minute ‘owngoalnigeria‘

That really credible source FFS

Nothing to see here

 

[camberwell fox]

Fick, that’s poor, I was hoping we would keep him.

 

[Graz]

FFS, hurts enough to see Nacho leave to Forest, but especially for such a pittance.

I would've loved to see him be out main man this season.

 

[Brown Nose]

Hold on a minute ‘owngoalnigeria‘

That really credible source FFS

Nothing to see here

It's a good source, as is the guy that retweeted it.

 

[taupe]

I've no huge objection to him going, even to Forest, but that seems like not a lot of money.