Speculation The hysterically annoying, and totally unfounded, but traditional, January 2024 rumours thread.

[camberwell fox]

He’d probably dislodge a disk making a movement.

 

[Blue Maniac]

He’d probably dislodge a disk making a movement.

not gonna shit on the lawn, is he?

 

[Rock Fox]

Are we signing any **** or not ?

If anyone from LCFC is reading this , my garden borders need digging over when the frost gives way after the weekend. I'm prepared to stump up £25 for you to send Danny Ward over to do it. Lets face it, the ****er isn't likely to be doing much else this month is he ? Or any month for that matter.

Obviously I'll have to stand at the back door with a mug of tea, watching to make sure the twat doesn't **** it up but I'm happy to do so if it helps my club to free up funds.

Let us know his reaction when you ask him to save the cuttings

 

[camberwell fox]

not gonna shit on the lawn, is he?

Let’s hope not!

 

[homer]

 

[pork pie fox]

How will we cope?

 

[AberFox]

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Not too much of a surprise really. Chelsea are carrying about a thousand injuries. As usual. **** knows what they actually do to players down there.

The money they've spent just on Fofana & Nkunku, only to end up watching them hog a treatment table each. Makes me laugh.

Then it's Reece James. A man constructed using dry pasta & a pritt stick.

If Casadei does go back he'll have snapped both hamstrings by the middle of February.

 

[Miles Away]

As long as it's part of bringing Sensi in it makes sense - if not, we are pretty ****ed in midfield.

 

[M17TT C]

I don't think it is us sending him back, Chelsea want/need him back.

Depending on if/when he goes back, we could be without KDH, Wilf and now potentially Casadei so we could be looking at a Winks/Hamza/Praet midfield for Monday.

Personally I think we need to make 2-3 good signings at least before the month ends - a couple of injuries and suspensions, as we are seeing now, and our side looks no where near as dangerous as it could be.

 

[M17TT C]

Also, did Casadei take a place in the squad due to his age?

We may need others to move on before we can bring in Sensi and it sounded like that move was held up due to FFP, which Casadei returning to Chelsea won't really effect at all compared to some of the mega paid dross doing **** all - Souttar/Praet/Ward etc.

 

[Jeff]

We may need others to move on

Iversen has gone, so that's freed up a place in the squad.

 

[M17TT C]

Iversen has gone, so that's freed up a place in the squad.

Probably not enough to solve rumoured FFP issues though?

I'd imagine Iversen was on quite a low wage, compared to others here.

 

[popillius]

rumoured FFP issues

Are there any? Apart from BN telling us we've got no money and are definitely a billionty-squillionty pounds in debt that we absolutely can't service.

 

[M17TT C]

Are there any? Apart from BN telling us we've got no money and are definitely a billionty-squillionty pounds in debt that we absolutely can't service.

Tbh I've barely been keeping up on here recently.

I've seen a few articles this week though mentioning we need to move players on before we can sign, due to potentially Uefa FFP infringements.

 

[Brown Nose]

Iversen has gone, so that's freed up a place in the squad.

And Thomas came back.

 

[M17TT C]

And Thomas came back.

That will have ****ed our wages too if Sheff Utd were paying them all!

 

[Micky]

 

[popillius]

Tbh I've barely been keeping up on here recently.

****ing splitter.

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

If it really is for the paltry fee mentioned, bargain.