The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, January 2025 rumours thread.

[Payne74]

Brighton's Ghana right-back Tariq Lamptey, 24, is heading to Ajax in a £1.5m deal. (Mail)

Despite the risk of injuries £1.5M is a good price.

 

[Feidlimid]

Leicester have explored the possibility of putting together a loan move for Wolfsburg's Austria winger Patrick Wimmer, 23. (Express)

Can't see it happening tbh. I've explored the possibilities of having sex with Winona Ryder.

 

[SilverFox]

Can't see it happening tbh. I've explored the possibilities of having sex with Winona Ryder.

She might be up for it. Have you asked?

 

[Feidlimid]

We couldn't find time in our calendars.

 

[SilverFox]

We couldn't find time in our calendars.

Her loss. Feidlimid only comes calling once.

 

[Payne74]

Can't see it happening tbh. I've explored the possibilities of having sex with Winona Ryder.

I've asked and apparently she's well up for it ..

 

[OzzieFox]

Centre-back signs, Odsonne Edouard leaves and loanee arrives in dream end to Leicester City transfer window.....
LeicesterCity.News
You cockmunching, clickbaiting bastards.
That was the headline (not the cockmunching bit). It went on to say......This WOULD be the dream window. Wankers.