The last dream you had

[drummindefender]

Matt Damon owed this guy 400 quid-and couldn't pay him off so i had to, otherwise i was going to be chucked off the top of a building

thrilling stuff

 

[fcukcov]

My dreams are boring, other people are worse……

 

[City Fan]

Someone I dislike at work was trying to kill me.......that's about as exciting as it gets for me.

 

[Melton Fox]

Dreams are shit, they usually turn into bloody nightmares.

 

[OldGit]

Someone I dislike at work was trying to kill me.......that's about as exciting as it gets for me.

Sorry to hear about that

had any dreams lately?

 

[Mr Perez]

It was wet, that's all I remember.

 

[Hazzman]

I was talking French in my last one, I was overheard attempting to speak it at the same time.

 

[Melton Fox]

I was talking French in my last one, I was overheard attempting to speak it at the same time.

****, you must talk bloody loud!!

 

[Macky]

I was talking French in my last one, I was overheard attempting to speak it at the same time.

Oui, oui Monsieur, soyez dur s'il vous plais

 

[Hazzman]

Oui, oui Monsieur, soyez dur s'il vous plais

Yes, Yes Mister, **** me please?

 

[Macky]

Yes, Yes Mister, **** me please?

Sorry my mistake, but I thought you said you were speaking French?

 

[foxin_oz]

I had a strange dream last night. I was playing football and remember this other guy in the team saying that a few decent crosses would be nice. I vividly recall washing this mud off me after the match and woke up just as I'd rinsed off the last of the mud. Wonder what Freud would make of that? I got the distinct feeling that this other guy in the team thought I wasn't a "team player". :icon_conf

 

[spionfox]

I was looking for a missing frog in my kitchen but when I cornered it and was about to grab it I fell through trap door that I haven't got and found myself in Beaumont Leys Tesco licking up the spillage from a bag of broken sugar.

 

[Macky]

I had a strange dream last night. I was playing football and remember this other guy in the team saying that a few decent crosses would be nice. I vividly recall washing this mud off me after the match and woke up just as I'd rinsed off the last of the mud. Wonder what Freud would make of that? I got the distinct feeling that this other guy in the team thought I wasn't a "team player". :icon_conf

He'd say you have a deep seated Oedipus complex & that you feel ashamed of your scatological desires.

 

[lazzer]

I dreamt i was eating a giant marshmallow for 4 hours .

 

[drummindefender]

ps lazzer supernaut by black sabbath is a tune

 

[highland fox]

Last night I dreamt
That somebody loved me
No hope, no harm
Just another false alarm

Last night I felt
Real arms around me
No hope, no harm
Just another false alarm


So, tell me how long
Before the last one ?
And tell me how long
Before the right one ?


The story is old - I KNOW
But it goes on
The story is old - I KNOW
But it goes on


Oh, GOES ON
And on
Oh, goes on
And on

 

[Melton Fox]

Every day, I get up and pray to Jah
And he decreases the number of clocks by exactly one
Everybody's comin' home for lunch these days
Last night there were skinheads on my lawn

Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling
Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling

Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes
Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same
There's not a line that goes here that rhymes with anything

Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling
Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling


I had a dream last night, but I forget what it was
I had a dream last night about you, my friend
I had a dream I wanted to sleep next to plastic
I had a dream I wanted to lick your knees
I had a dream t was about nothing

 

[foxin_oz]

He'd say you have a deep seated Oedipus complex & that you feel ashamed of your scatological desires.

I always thought he was a complete tosser. Now I'm sure of it. :icon_roll

 

[Durham Fox]

I very rarely have (remember) dreams. Probably less than 2 or 3 times a year :icon_conf