The last dream you had

[homer]

I dreamt i was eating a giant marshmallow for 4 hours .

Was it rubbery ?

 

[spionfox]

I dreamt i was eating a giant marshmallow for 4 hours .

You woke up and found Mrs Lazzer was missing

 

[Nottingham Fox]

I very rarely have (remember) dreams. Probably less than 2 or 3 times a year :icon_conf

Ah! They's be the dreams of us winning a game then.

 

[Scarby]

strange this thread should crop up, as i had the first dream i could remember in ages last night! something about a flying bus that travelled down rivers

 

[Melton Fox]

strange this thread should crop up, as i had the first dream i could remember in ages last night! something about a flying bus that travelled down rivers

If I was a bus and I could fly, I wouldn't use the rivers.

 

[Scarby]

If I was a bus and I could fly, I wouldn't use the rivers.

i wasnt driving the fecking thing. The bus didnt even have a roof, at one point i thought the driver was dead and then suddenly woke up and it turned out he was a monster or something and drove us of a waterfall.


Dont use arriva

 

[spionfox]

i wasnt driving the fecking thing. The bus didnt even have a roof, at one point i thought the driver was dead and then suddenly woke up and it turned out he was a monster or something and drove us of a waterfall.

Did you have cheese before going to sleep?

 

[Scarby]

no

 

[Macky]

Did you have cheese before going to sleep?

No truth to that myth at all, I've eaten blocks of cheese trying to make myself have nightmares loads of times. It never works. :icon_cry:

 

[foxin_oz]

I dreamt i was eating a giant marshmallow for 4 hours .

I'm betting you woke up with a pillow in your mouth, right? :icon_bigg

 

[foxin_oz]

No truth to that myth at all, I've eaten blocks of cheese trying to make myself have nightmares loads of times. It never works. :icon_cry:

I worry about you sometimes Macky. Why would you want to have nightmares? It's just a bit strange if you ask me. (Not that you did.)

What type of cheese did you use? Maybe you were using the wrong one?

Try using Leicester Red cheese. Anything associated with Leicester seems to induce nightmares these days.

 

[spionfox]

No truth to that myth at all, I've eaten blocks of cheese trying to make myself have nightmares loads of times. It never works. :icon_cry:

It has to be a blue veined cheese. It's the mould that tips you over the edge apparently.

 

[spionfox]

Try using Leicester Red cheese.

Red Leicester

 

[Macky]

I worry about you sometimes Macky. Why would you want to have nightmares? It's just a bit strange if you ask me. (Not that you did.)

For the same reason that people watch horror movies.
I dream vividly most nights & the nightmares are ****en brilliant, I love 'em, don't happen very often though.

 

[Macky]

It has to be a blue veined cheese. It's the mould that tips you over the edge apparently.

Really? ****! I can't stand that blue mouldy stuff, bollocks.
I am tempted to suffer it though just to see if it works.

 

[Melton Fox]

I love to see a blue vein throbbing

Weirdo