In honour of the teams two current forte's:
- Being awesome
- Getting into drunken scandals
I've written us a nice song to the tune of Monty Python's 'Drunken Philosophers'.
Hope you like
N'golo Kante was a real pissant
but he kept the midfield stable
Ben Chilwell liked a drink as well
but he'd think you under the table.
Riyad Mahrez could outdrink Wes, Nugent, Huth and Pearson
And Andy King was a boozy thing,
Drinkwater liked his beer, son.
There's nothing VARDY couldnt teach you 'bout the raising of the wrist
And Shinji Okazaki's f×cking permanently pissed
Liam Moore loved the bar room door
but half a pint of shandy and you'd see him on the floor
Ulloa, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Kramy and Walsh were buggers for the Grolsch
Ranieri's fond of his Dram
And Ol' Knockaert was a boozy, fart. I drink therefore I am:
CAMBIASSO is a man who'll be permanently missed. A legend of a player but a bugger when he's pissed
- Being awesome
- Getting into drunken scandals
I've written us a nice song to the tune of Monty Python's 'Drunken Philosophers'.
Hope you like
N'golo Kante was a real pissant
but he kept the midfield stable
Ben Chilwell liked a drink as well
but he'd think you under the table.
Riyad Mahrez could outdrink Wes, Nugent, Huth and Pearson
And Andy King was a boozy thing,
Drinkwater liked his beer, son.
There's nothing VARDY couldnt teach you 'bout the raising of the wrist
And Shinji Okazaki's f×cking permanently pissed
Liam Moore loved the bar room door
but half a pint of shandy and you'd see him on the floor
Ulloa, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Kramy and Walsh were buggers for the Grolsch
Ranieri's fond of his Dram
And Ol' Knockaert was a boozy, fart. I drink therefore I am:
CAMBIASSO is a man who'll be permanently missed. A legend of a player but a bugger when he's pissed
