The Masters

[Steven]

Anyone watching the Golf?

 

[webmaster]

Anyone watching the Golf?

No, no one is.

Even the people who are there are looking the other way.

 

[MKFox]

:roll:
it made some very good tv last night.

 

[homer]

I watched Most Haunted instead..........

 

[highland fox]

I bet that put the 'Willies' up you.

 

[homer]

Certainly made me jump, HF

About the only jump I'm getting these days...........

 

[highland fox]

I spent yesterday in Stirling,very historical I can tell you....sat in a pub,years old it was.

 

[lazzer]

sounds interesting HF ever been in the midland hotel saffron lane that hasnt been decorated for 45 years

 

[highland fox]

I have actually,a mate owns the Betting Shop round the corner.

 

[lazzer]

HF man about town

 

[highland fox]

Yeah...top Socialite me.

 

[homer]

You socialites sicken me

Always going on and on about common ownership of the means of production. Get with the real world, comrade.......

 

[highland fox]

You Tories are all the same homer,you vote Widdicombe just for the Sex Factor,just because you want her..

 

[MKFox]

you vote Widdicombe just for the Sex Factor,just because you want her..

what's wrong with that? she's all woman :smt007

 

[homer]

And she's still untouched by any form of honourable member

She's a must-have woman, along with Michelle McManus and that muff-muncher that sailed around the world

 

[highland fox]

Are we to take it that you would be excited if Widdicombe threatened you with the 'Cheif Whip',homer?

 

[homer]

I would love to see her mass debate............... a few key policy issues

 

[highland fox]

I hear MK would love to show her is small majority but she fears a very poor turnout..

 

[homer]

I believe that MK is too busy standing for the gay movement to think about such things

He's got his eye on a vulnerable seat, and is doing everything to make sure he doesn't lose his deposit

 

[highland fox]

Apparently he dreams every night of a well 'Hung Parliament'...