The Safe House

[Brown Nose]

Plenty of pot noodles in the cupboard...

I've never had a pot noodle. I'm sure the pots should be sealed before opening though. And there is no way that I'm using that kettle.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Right. So, for someone looking to avoid homer and his proclivities, what else is there to do here?

Theres a collection of DVDs in the living room. Season reviews from 2004-2009. Back when "hope" didn't exist & we were all innocent & resigned to our future.

 

[Brown Nose]

Theres a collection of DVDs in the living room. Season reviews from 2004-2009. Back when "hope" didn't exist & we were all innocent & resigned to our future.

I thought football was banned in the safe house?

Ah, yes sorry I get it.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

I thought football was banned in the safe house?

Ah, yes sorry I get it.

It was a necessary compromise. Some of the porn being brought in was getting too extreme for most tastes. It was having an effect on some of the more impressionable minds. It was decided that watching Jason Jarratt & Stephen Hughes was the perfect antidote as it kills any form of excitement almost instantly.