The 'things that MA2 allegedly did' thread.

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spionfox

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New thread to see if we can get to the bottom of all the things MA2 is alleged to have done that led to his downfall. Apparently:

1. Moved the players car park to behind the South Stand to make them not feel too important by parking right outside the front door. (Note that it has moved back now so this one could be true.)

2. Instructed players to address him as Mr Allen and only to speak to him about non-football matters. (Wouldn't surprise me.)

3. Authorised some sort of repaint costing £10K on the official team coach because he didn't like the colours. (Element of truth owing to changing the flowers at the training ground.)

4. Contrary to what was reported, the players were NOT impressed with prizes of Mars Bars and BBQ sets and felt the resulting publicity belittled them. (Ahhh, poor dears.)

Any more?
 
I've moved on now and look forward to the "The 'things that GM allegedly did' thread" thread.
 
Don't you think we have enough to fantasise about in the on-going Madeleine thread?

If it wasn't for Maddie and Diana, I'm sure the MA2 issue would be on the front page of the Express.
 
Once he did a really sloppy shit, and didn't wash his hands

And I'm sure that he drowned some small puppies down a well
 
i heard that he had sent emails to some of the more minor staff to not bother talking to him, resulting in some walk outs
 
no that was a waddle out.........
 
I heard (Deep breath)...

He was the second gunman on the grassy knoll

He was a photographer on a moped in the tunnel when Diana was killed

He is Barry Pierpoint's long lost son

He crawls along the carpet wiping his bum like a dog

AND FINALLY...

He took MM's special sandwich from the company fridge and ate half of it, before throwing the remainder in the bin








Allegedly
 
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