The traditional "923 managers Homer would prefer to Paul Ince" Thread

[spionfox]

The old Gumbie cat

 

[spionfox]

Macavity the mystery cat

 

[spionfox]

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer

 

[spionfox]

Grizabella the glamour cat

 

[SJN-Fox]

An unkindness of ravens

 

[spionfox]

A bollock of TB'ers.

 

[Mawsley]

If I won the Euromillions I'd probably hire an army of prostitutes to feed me cocaine while they wank me with velvet gloves.

We would breakfast on vodka & pop tarts before getting on with a bit of self harm and some pizzas. After pills, loud music and vomiting I'd send them all away and sob into the crusty, blood-stained bedding.

The maid who comes to clean my suite, her - I want her to be manager.

 

[Kingy_85]

The bloke who hosted strange but true.

 

[Kingy_85]

An elderly couple.

 

[Kingy_85]

Lord Byron.

 

[Kingy_85]

The statue on the park near to Newalk Museum.

 

[Mawsley]

Gary Glitter

 

[Mawsley]

Bernard Manning's cock in a jar of formaldehyde

 

[Mawsley]

The two women from the X-factor panel doing each other on the X-factor table. All scissors and shit.

 

[Mawsley]

The patch of my lawn where no grass grows because it's my dog's favourite piss spot

 

[SJN-Fox]

Thunderbird two.

 

[RHYDAL]

Marina, Aqua Marina

 

[RHYDAL]

Lippy the Lion and Hardy Haha

 

[RHYDAL]

The Phantom Flan Flinger

 

[RHYDAL]

A mush in Shepherd's Bush