The traditional "923 managers Homer would prefer to Paul Ince" Thread
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Mawsley
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If I won the Euromillions I'd probably hire an army of prostitutes to feed me cocaine while they wank me with velvet gloves.
We would breakfast on vodka & pop tarts before getting on with a bit of self harm and some pizzas. After pills, loud music and vomiting I'd send them all away and sob into the crusty, blood-stained bedding.
The maid who comes to clean my suite, her - I want her to be manager.
We would breakfast on vodka & pop tarts before getting on with a bit of self harm and some pizzas. After pills, loud music and vomiting I'd send them all away and sob into the crusty, blood-stained bedding.
The maid who comes to clean my suite, her - I want her to be manager.
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| P | Pld | Pts | |
| 1 | Liverpool | 11 | 28 |
| 2 | Manchester C | 11 | 23 |
| 3 | Chelsea | 11 | 19 |
| 4 | Arsenal | 11 | 19 |
| 5 | Nottm F | 11 | 19 |
| 6 | Brighton | 11 | 19 |
| 7 | Fulham | 11 | 18 |
| 8 | Newcastle | 11 | 18 |
| 9 | Aston Villa | 11 | 18 |
| 10 | Tottenham | 11 | 16 |
| 11 | Brentford | 11 | 16 |
| 12 | Bournemouth | 11 | 15 |
| 13 | Manchester U | 11 | 15 |
| 14 | West Ham | 11 | 12 |
| 15 | Leicester | 11 | 10 |
| 16 | Everton | 11 | 10 |
| 17 | Ipswich | 11 | 8 |
| 18 | Palace | 11 | 7 |
| 19 | Wolves | 11 | 6 |
| 20 | Southampton | 11 | 4 |
