The Useless Information Thread

[SJN-Fox]

Somewhere to post all those snippets of information we keep in our heads ready to (supposedly) impress people at parties.

So, here's your starter for 10 -

Did you know that ...

... The theme tune for "Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em" is made up of the morse code for "Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em"

Over to you ...

 

[tedfoxxx]

Thanks SJN, a pig's orgasm lasts for half an hour.....

 

[FIF]

depends who's ****ing it.

 

[Brauny Blue]

Thanks SJN, a pig's orgasm lasts for half an hour.....

Mrs BB calls me a pig, but she never squeals for half an hour.

 

[tedfoxxx]

I must say i questioned the 'fact' when i heard it

 

[bocadillo]

... The theme tune for "Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em" is made up of the morse code for "Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em"

And for those that don't believe it:

 

[Darth Vodka]

Thanks SJN, a pig's orgasm lasts for half an hour.....

that's one of those urban myths, surely...

 

[spionfox]

You cannot fold a piece of paper (or tinfoil or anything else) more than seven times.

 

[bocadillo]

Right-handed people live (on average) longer than left-handed people.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Right-handed people live (on average) longer than left-handed people.

I think its 9 years on average

 

[Leesoh]

Right-handed people live (on average) longer than left-handed people.

Only because the world is designed for right handers.... :icon_roll

I am sick to death of seeing that "statistic" quoted. It's just jealousy.

 

[bocadillo]

All polar bears are left-handed (although I will have check that with Polar Bear when I next see him).

 

[Leesoh]

All polar bears are left-handed (although I will have check that with Polar Bear when I next see him).

Polar bears are cool.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Polar bears are cool.

I'd like to cuddle a polar bear

 

[Leesoh]

I'd like to cuddle a polar bear

I hear they are very tactile.

 

[tedfoxxx]

I hear they are very tactile.

So it would just use me then?

 

[Leesoh]

So it would just use me then?

I'm not sure. Perhaps you should ask Innocent if polar bears are more or less likely to enjoy a monogamous relationship.

 

[tedfoxxx]

I'm not sure. Perhaps you should ask Innocent if polar bears are more or less likely to enjoy a monogamous relationship.

I can't say i've ever been with a polar bear before, although i wouldn't like it if my polar bear slept around like the whore mentioned in innocent's thread, and i would let it know that. I just can't help but feel that i would come out worst after an arguement.

 

[Boy Genius]

And for those that don't believe it:

so where is the apostrophe then 'ave 'em

 

[Leesoh]

I can't say i've ever been with a polar bear before, although i wouldn't like it if my polar bear slept around like the whore mentioned in innocent's thread, and i would let it know that. I just can't help but feel that i would come out worst after an arguement.

What if your polar bear came in and told you of the awful friction burns from all that cycling? Is Vaseline really the answer? What about the fur?