The " we want Newts back" thread

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yeah yeah we all know he'll be back because he can't live without us but that's not the point.

Newts is 1 of only 2 friends I have. If he disappears I'll have to develop an abnormal sexual dependancy on Spion which must be unhealthy. So in the name of TB friends facility I beg on the board to implore the return of the long missed newts. He hasn't posted for lots and lots of seconds now.


Alternatively you could just become my friend - a surrogate newts as it were.









Can Thewhites come back as well. I miss our intellectually discussions on the merits of Beekhams knee caps.
 
**** off, we don't want Newton back.



Melton Fox will be your friend if you ask him nicely
 
**** off, we don't want Newton back.



Melton Fox will be your friend if you ask him nicely

I'm a Melt's wannabee, still the **** can't even be bothered to post regularly from Japan.
 
still the **** can't even be bothered to post regularly from Japan.

It's not his fault the technology in Japan is lagging is it.
 
Saying that Japanese can't pronounce there R's could be seen as infraction worthy.
 
Saying that Japanese can't pronounce there R's could be seen as infraction worthy.
During the flights to and from Japan, the pilot always finishes his speech with: "We hope you have a nice fright" :icon_lol:
 
opinion appears to be divided on this subject

can we have a poll:icon_bigg
 
Let's stop pandering to his ego. The **** has gone, there's plenty more ****s to take his place. ****s are ten a penny these days on here:icon_wink


Ha - I know you are reading this Newts!!
 
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Let's stop pandering to his ego. The **** has gone, there's plenty more ****s to take his place. ****s are ten a penny these days on here:icon_wink


Ha - I know you are reading this Newts!!

or the **** is in Japan
 
It would literally make no difference to me if Newts ever posted again.

I would much prefer Newts posting to the all thread hating Drummindefender.

Bring back Newts.
 
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