Things that make you laugh!

[Boy Genius]

After the game last Sunday, I saw Boc walking to the station near Morrisons petrol station. I wound my window down and yelled hello whilst I was waiting at the traffic lights.

Then a poor unsuspecting bloke came up to him and asked him the way to the train station of all places. Bocs face lit up!




The bloke had to break into a jog to fend Boc off......

 

[bocadillo]

After the game last Sunday, I saw Boc walking to the station near Morrisons petrol station. I wound my window down and yelled hello whilst I was waiting at the traffic lights.

Then a poor unsuspecting bloke came up to him and asked him the way to the train station of all places. Bocs face lit up!




The bloke had to break into a jog to fend Boc off......

Not quite the whole story.

The bloke was a Middlesbrough fan who had been kicked off one of the supporters' coaches because he was absolutely pissed. I first saw him as I passed the Counting House; he had broken glass in each hand and was bleeding from lacerations to both hands and one wrist and arm.

He approached me and asked me the way to the station; he clearly had no ticket because he had come on the coach and he told me he had no money. He said that he had been set on by a bunch of Leicester fans.

His phone was ringing pretty constantly which caused him to be inordinately upset; he answered each time by yelling **** OFF.

I told him I was going to the station and he was welcome to follow me. He was so drunk though that he soon was some way behind me. I was pleased about that because I wouldn't like to have felt in any way responsible for his antics in crossing the Welford Road at the back of the Tigers ground.

He was well behind me as I skirted the park but started to catch up on the rise up towards the crossing of New Walk. As I was going down from New Walk towards the station, I was aware that he had got into some kind of altercation with a group of people who did not appear to be football fans and as I crossed the road towards the station, there were a couple of officers of the law who appeared to be going up to meet him.

 

[Cate Fox]

Not quite the whole story.

The bloke was a Middlesbrough fan who had been kicked off one of the supporters' coaches because he was absolutely pissed. I first saw him as I passed the Counting House; he had broken glass in each hand and was bleeding from lacerations to both hands and one wrist and arm.

He approached me and asked me the way to the station; he clearly had no ticket because he had come on the coach and he told me he had no money. He said that he had been set on by a bunch of Leicester fans.

His phone was ringing pretty constantly which caused him to be inordinately upset; he answered each time by yelling **** OFF.

I told him I was going to the station and he was welcome to follow me. He was so drunk though that he soon was some way behind me. I was pleased about that because I wouldn't like to have felt in any way responsible for his antics in crossing the Welford Road at the back of the Tigers ground.

He was well behind me as I skirted the park but started to catch up on the rise up towards the crossing of New Walk. As I was going down from New Walk towards the station, I was aware that he had got into some kind of altercation with a group of people who did not appear to be football fans and as I crossed the road towards the station, there were a couple of officers of the law who appeared to be going up to meet him.

he sounds lovely :icon_bigg

 

[bocadillo]

he sounds lovely :icon_bigg

I still wonder how he got home. He had nothing with him; no wallet; no money; just in his shirt sleeves.

 

[Cate Fox]

I still wonder how he got home. He had nothing with him; no wallet; no money; just in his shirt sleeves.

Hopefully the police sorted him out...I still dont understand why people feel the need to get themselves into that kind of state for a football match.

 

[bocadillo]

Hopefully the police sorted him out...I still dont understand why people feel the need to get themselves into that kind of state for a football match.

I wasn't even sure that he had been to the match. I think it's highly likely that he got himself settled into a pub before the match and then forgot what he came to Leicester for in the first place.

 

[LCFCmonkey]

Hopefully the police sorted him out...I still dont understand why people feel the need to get themselves into that kind of state for a football match.

You'd get yourself into a state if you realised that you were from
Middlesbrough!

 

[Boy Genius]

You'd get yourself into a state if you realised that you were from
Middlesbrough!

.... and then bumped into Boc, and asked him a railway related question!

 

[fitz]

Hopefully the police sorted him out...I still dont understand why people feel the need to get themselves into that kind of state for a football match.

I'm always like that for football matches :icon_conf

Also tends to be the case when there is no football either

 

[Blue Maniac]

Hopefully the police sorted him out...I still dont understand why people feel the need to get themselves into that kind of state for a football match.

For anyone who cares, this should explain all my previous comments about alcohol consumption.

 

[Cate Fox]

I'm always like that for football matches :icon_conf

Also tends to be the case when there is no football either

what, covered in blood and screaming "**** off" down the phone at people ?? :icon_conf

 

[fitz]

what, covered in blood and screaming "**** off" down the phone at people ?? :icon_conf

yup, they're listed as my interests in who's who

 

[Cate Fox]

yup, they're listed as my interests in who's who

ok :icon_lol:

 

[beaumontfox]

You should see his FB page......it's littered with stuff like it...

 

[Darth Vodka]

yup, they're listed as my interests in who's who

don't you mean "who's nobody"

?

 

[Hazzman]

On Barnet, they had a pitch invasion on Saturday. The average age was about 14. There was one lad who was so happy he was on the pitch. He slid in a sliding tackle position across the turf....only to take a fully-grown bloke was running on with his kids.

Beautiful.

 

[tedfoxxx]

I just drank a Capri-Sun for the first time in years, it didn't quite make me laugh but its cheered me up no end.

 

[Cate Fox]

I just drank a Capri-Sun for the first time in years, it didn't quite make me laugh but its cheered me up no end.

that will be the additives then

 

[Hazzman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTntLzqDzJk

Best bit of the post-election stuff so far. Just have a punch-up lads.

 

[spionfox]

When people have just cooked sweet corn and angus beef sausages and then get ready for Eastenders.

What a bender :icon_lol: