Things that piss you off

[drummindefender]

People who play their headphones too loud on public transport.

 

[camberwell fox]

See if you can get the old Izal brand paper.

Market research has shown you get more off per wipe, and there is little chance of your finger breaking through during the wipe and going up your hole.

I always try and at least double or triple fold the paper, no matter what the quality; to avoid said intrusion.

 

[camberwell fox]

I can assure you this is not the cheap stuff.

Puppies?

 

[Macky]

Puppies?

I always find it best not to use them, they tend to struggle too much when trying to flush them down.

 

[Lako42]

I always find it best not to use them, they tend to struggle too much when trying to flush them down.

That's why I hit them first.

 

[Macky]

That's why I hit them first.

Well, there is that. Although the struggling and wriggling can be quite effective when you're actually wiping.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Well, there is that. Although the struggling and wriggling can be quite effective when you're actually wiping.

Worth seeing if they'll just lick your arse clean first, far less wastage.

 

[Jeff]

I'll just lick your arse clean