Things you've always wanted to know but never dared ask.

[spionfox]

When did 'Gaylord' stop being used as a christian name? (Last time I heard it used it was the name of a neighbours poodle about 25 years ago.) Ditto Fauntleroy and Cuthbert. Bring back these classic names I say.

 

[Scarby]

why are my parents black when im white?

 

[OldGit]

why are my parents black when im white?

Bleach

 

[RHYDAL]

why are my parents black when im white?

You were adopted.

 

[Darth Vodka]

why are my parents black when im white?

are you an albino ?

or were they badly burnt?

 

[SJN-Fox]

why are my parents black when im white?

**** me, Michael Jackson is a TB poster. Didn't know he was living in Scarborough though

 

[lazzer]

why are my parents black when im white?

More of an A-Z swarthy i would say .

 

[LCFC 4 life]

More of an A-Z swarthy i would say .

Are they minstrals by any chance?
http://photos2.flickr.com/3009559_355efb5401.jpg

 

[Orifice]

Q) Why do loud farts never generally smell as bad as the silent & deadly ones???

 

[drummindefender]

has anyone else ever noticed that warm farts are by far the smelliest?

 

[Macky]

has anyone else ever noticed that warm farts are by far the smelliest?

Warm farts? Warm as in you've followed through?

I don't think it's the 'fart' itself that you're finding smellier, it's more likely to be the ball of shit in your arse crack that you can smell.

 

[Steven]

Warm farts? Warm as in you've followed through?

I don't think it's the 'fart' itself that you're finding smellier, it's more likely to be the ball of shit in your arse crack that you can smell.

Pure Malf. :icon_bigg

 

[drummindefender]

Warm farts? Warm as in you've followed through?

I don't think it's the 'fart' itself that you're finding smellier, it's more likely to be the ball of shit in your arse crack that you can smell.

nah they just feel warm when they come out-unfortunately macky you must have the age old problem of following through-for me this is a non-existant hazard!

 

[Singth]

Are there gay people who give but never receive and gays that receive but never give? Do these people find each other easy enough? I mean, if they go out on the pull, do they ask if the other is a "giver"? Or do they all like to do both? In which case do they fight over who is the giver/receiver that night?

 

[DesertFox]

Singth, is there something you've been meaning to have a chat with yourself about?

:icon_wink

 

[highland fox]

Are there gay people who give but never receive and gays that receive but never give? Do these people find each other easy enough? I mean, if they go out on the pull, do they ask if the other is a "giver"? Or do they all like to do both? In which case do they fight over who is the giver/receiver that night?

Are you going out tonight Singth ?:icon_conf

 

[Singth]

No I am staying in to watch Craig and Jon-Pauls love issues on Hollyoaks.

 

[Melton Fox]

Are there gay people who give but never receive and gays that receive but never give? Do these people find each other easy enough? I mean, if they go out on the pull, do they ask if the other is a "giver"? Or do they all like to do both? In which case do they fight over who is the giver/receiver that night?

Likewise, if you're having sex with a bird and she sticks her finger up your arse, are you a bender if you like it?

 

[Singth]

Singth, is there something you've been meaning to have a chat with yourself about?

:icon_wink

Just this. I always have a chat with myself and ask myself many questions. I answer every one but this one has me stumped.

 

[Singth]

Likewise, if you're having sex with a bird and she sticks her finger up your arse, are you a bender if you like it?

It's all in my signature Melts.