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Likewise, if you're having sex with a bird and she sticks her finger up your arse, are you a bender if you like it?

...and if you box her one on the jaw & break her finger after she has done that, are you in denial?
 
What about if you then go out and find a big black bloke with a foot long cock and spend the rest of the night being rogered half to death?

I think that counts, actually.
 
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