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[highland fox]

Apparently when he found the ticket it was covered in Minced Beef & Onion..

 

[webmaster]

what goes on in Webbos 'Passion Wagon'?

The only "dogging" that went on with Webbo's car was when Kevin Pressman used to stand in the car park watching Webbo eat a Pukka Steak and Kidney

Cheese and onion maybe, I'm a vegetarian.

He didn't see much though, the windows were steamed up.

 

[ooberfox04]

here's my ticket office email reply:-

thankyou for your ticket enquiry,

I am very pleased to tell you that we do have tickets remaining for tomorrows game with the scum here at "The Welford Road Walkers Pepsi Bowl of rugby football"

Tickets are priced at :-

£300 for adults
£400 for children
£ - senior citizens are not allowed in the ground cos they might die

The following matchday packages are also available:-

Nikos Dabizas Package - £1000
2 x Childrens tickets, half a big mac, a party hat

The David Connoly package (not to be missed) - £2000

2 x Adult tickets for last seasons game against charlton, a small sausage, a sega saturn console

or the most popular package

The "Why the f**k do we turn up here every week and spend all our hard earned wages on such a pile of cr*p, my god at this rate i'l get a bl**dy game in the second half" Package - Free to good home

2 x Fights, a kiss from Alan Birchenall, a trip on the quorn hunt and a picture with filbert.

Thanks for your enquiry, now **** off

Cheers
Craig Levein's Ticket Team :roll: :roll:

 

[lazzer]

what goes on in Webbos 'Passion Wagon'?

The only "dogging" that went on with Webbo's car was when Kevin Pressman used to stand in the car park watching Webbo eat a Pukka Steak and Kidney

Cheese and onion maybe, I'm a vegetarian.

He didn't see much though, the windows were steamed up.

i had heard you were partial to a little sausage

 

[webmaster]

what goes on in Webbos 'Passion Wagon'?

The only "dogging" that went on with Webbo's car was when Kevin Pressman used to stand in the car park watching Webbo eat a Pukka Steak and Kidney

Cheese and onion maybe, I'm a vegetarian.

He didn't see much though, the windows were steamed up.

i had heard you were partial to a little sausage

You misheard. I've GOT a little sausage.

 

[LS6_Fox]

i had heard you were partial to a little sausage

You misheard. I've GOT a little sausage.

Webmeister you've been on top form recently!!