United kit

[Kettering Pete]

sooo hope this is true

https://www.socceronsunday.com/article/adidas-apologise-for-penis-pattern-in-utd-kit/

 

[Jeff]

Apparently it's "a male penis"

 

[pork pie fox]

sooo hope this is true

https://www.socceronsunday.com/article/adidas-apologise-for-penis-pattern-in-utd-kit/

Something tells me it's not a serious article.....

"When our chief designer Dick Wood made me aware, I went stiff."

 

[Robin127]

Er, look at some of the other stories in that page.

 

[pork pie fox]

"Paul Scholes insists that players must respect the jersey no matter the circumstances.

“Forget about the design,” the midfield legend told Soccer on Sunday. “You owe it to the jersey to give 110% every time you put it on. Doesn’t matter if it’s covered in dicks, fanny, boobies, or big huge, massive hairy balls.”

“Or flange,” added Scholes."

 

[FIF]

Er, look at some of the other stories in that page.

bit of a cock up.

 

[fitz]

Something tells me it's not a serious article.....

"When our chief designer Dick Wood made me aware, I went stiff."

Surprised you didn't quote this but....


“When Dick told me that the ladies’ jersey has a clunge pattern, I clammed up. You could have twatted me over with a feather minge. Believe me, there’ll be no fannying about. The busy beaver who did this will be snatched up before daybreak. I’ve had emuff.”