Valentines day....

[Boy Genius]

Whats the point in giving the wife a card and present......

I thought valentines day was for people trying to pull someone they fancied and did everything anonamously (sp)

 

[homer]

Whats the point in giving the wife a card and present......

The point is that it will stop the fecker from moaning, albeit for a brief moment

 

[Boy Genius]

The point is that it will stop the fecker from moaning, albeit for a brief moment

no it doesn't. Wrong choccies, wrong box, wrong colour, wrong this, wrong that, no thought, never think of me, **** off to football!

 

[homer]

no it doesn't. Wrong choccies, wrong box, wrong colour, wrong this, wrong that, no thought, never think of me, **** off to football!

Mild compared to the misery to be suffered if you don't get anything at all

'tis the lesser of two evils

 

[Melton Fox]

Because Clintons and Thorntons need more money.

 

[Boy Genius]

Mild compared to the misery to be suffered if you don't get anything at all

'tis the lesser of two evils

but I will be £2 better off

 

[fcukcov]

It’s a load of bollox but when I buy her a handbag and she buys me a present that isn’t enough and I’m not being romantic enough.

 

[H T B]

Had this discussion with mrs HTB. " I don't need somebody telling me to buy you a card etc to tell you I love you. it has much more effect when done spontaneously (sp)."

Mrs agreed. That year it was decided not to do anything for Valentine's Day.

BIG ****ING MISTAKE........:icon_roll

 

[Singth]

Make a card yourself. Piece of piss and even if it's shit (which mine are!) you at least get points for effort.

I never buy flowers or chocs either as they are overpriced, thoughtless presents. Last year I got the missus round mine, made a spag bol and got some strawberries for pud which I poured melted chocolate over. The whole thing cost me less than a tenner and she feckin loved it.

 

[homer]

Make a card yourself. Piece of piss and even if it's shit (which mine are!) you at least get points for effort.

I never buy flowers or chocs either as they are overpriced, thoughtless presents. Last year I got the missus round mine, made a spag bol and got some strawberries for pud which I poured melted chocolate over. The whole thing cost me less than a tenner and she feckin loved it.

BG wouldn't be happy with that, Singth

 

[Beliall]

Make a card yourself. Piece of piss and even if it's shit (which mine are!) you at least get points for effort.

I never buy flowers or chocs either as they are overpriced, thoughtless presents. Last year I got the missus round mine, made a spag bol and got some swingers round which I poured melted chocolate over. The whole thing cost me less than a tenner and she feckin loved it.

naughty

 

[highland fox]

Load of old shite

 

[MKFox]

I got the current mrs MK some flowers last weekend and I bought a LCFC pillowcase from the club shop for a quid last week.
Fecking spoilt she is

 

[highland fox]

I got the current mrs MK some flowers last weekend and I bought a LCFC pillowcase from the club shop for a quid last week.
Fecking spoilt she is

Indeed she is Mk,after all she wakes up every morning to see you lying next to her...she must be so happy with her lot

 

[MKFox]

bed time is when she hears me lying hf....

 

[highland fox]

bed time is when she hears me begging hf....

I don't dispute that for a second

 

[Boy Genius]

bed time is when she hears me lying hf....

like "of course I wont shoot my load in your mouth"

 

[Han]

58 quid for some ****ing roses?!?!

 

[highland fox]

58 quid for some ****ing roses?!?!

You pay for the tin Nathan,should have got some Pic 'n' Mix from Woolworths

 

[MKFox]

like "of course I wont shoot my load in your mouth"

or lovebite on my old boy? Nah, just a birthmark sweetness.....