Wagatha Christie

[Brown Nose]

Are you sure she’d be able to do that? A court of law has basically called her a liar, so I doubt people will be queuing up to interview her. She also seemingly has an uncanny ability of incriminating herself, so would be best for her if she just shut the **** up and stayed out the way, really.

When has she ever done the sensible thing?

 

[pork pie fox]

When has she ever done the sensible thing?

It's a fair question.

 

[Blue Maniac]

When has she ever done the sensible thing?

When she married a footballer to increase her visibility and bank balance?

 

[jb5000]

Surely the important thing is that she's going to have to pay her lawyers now, and probably Rooney's too. That might affect what Jamie now wants to do contracts wise

 

[Payne74]

Jamie will probably have to go and play a season in Qatar to pay for the Lawyers

 

[Brown Nose]

Surely the important thing is that she's going to have to pay her lawyers now, and probably Rooney's too. That might affect what Jamie now wants to do contracts wise

If it costs them £1m (as suggested), Jamie earns that in less than two months.

 

[pork pie fox]

If it costs them £1m (as suggested), Jamie earns that in less than two months.

Not after tax and deductions he doesn’t and I’m sure they have a fairly large cost of living, although I appreciate the general point you’re making.

 

[pork pie fox]

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

He’s gonna get a ****-ton of grief from opposition fans, even more so than normal.

Watch him win the golden boot this season then.

 

[Brown Nose]

Are you sure she’d be able to do that? A court of law has basically called her a liar, so I doubt people will be queuing up to interview her. She also seemingly has an uncanny ability of incriminating herself, so would be best for her if she just shut the **** up and stayed out the way, really.

Word on the street says that there are already two documentaries in the works . . .

 

[Robin127]

You seem to spend a lot of time on the street.

 

[Biffa Bacon]

My wife is a lawyer and is currently reading the 75 page ruling, Vardy comes across terribly in the ruling

 

[pork pie fox]

Word on the street says that there are already two documentaries in the works . . .

I know people who know her, so I'll be interested to see what their take is on it.

 

[City Fan]

I know people who know her, so I'll be interested to see what their take is on it.

She’s a ****. There you go.

 

[doolochfox]

I always hoped that whatever the outcome was the injured party was awarded 1p damages.

 

[popillius]

Will cost our Jamie a ****ing fortune

Stupid cow

Nah. She'll make millions selling the story to every **** of a publisher who will take it before 'writing' her autobiography. In the end, they'll all make a bucket load of cash out of this shambles.

 

[popillius]

You seem to spend a lot of time on the street.

He caught you out as well did he? I'd already paid the **** before he got his cock out.

 

[parafox]

Nah. She'll make millions selling the story to every **** of a publisher who will take it before 'writing' her autobiography. In the end, they'll all make a bucket load of cash out of this shambles.

Maybe she'll manage the blurb if they let her start now

 

[popillius]

Maybe she'll manage the blurb if they let her start now

I finked colin was a lyein bich. Jaymeh is well better than rooneh.

 

[camberwell fox]

I finked colin was a lyein bich. Jaymeh is well better than rooneh.

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