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I had an ugly friend that was sure that no one would ever want to marry his bloated, pistule covered carcass but then one day along came an equally hideous specimen of the opposite sex. Although they never married, his diseased partner succumbed to the leprosy, they would have if fate had allowed them the time.

The moral.....whichever way inclined you are, Beamont, don't be so sure that you are as hideous as other people's reaction to your appearance would have you believe. There may well be a beast with equally low self esteem that will happily exchange puss with you.

If you send me some pictures of yourself naked I will be more than happy to give you some tips.
 
Just because I have no desire to get married doesn't mean I'm not happily with someone.(Well 'happily' might be a bit of a fib on occasion!! Grr men!)


I'll ignore the rest of your post because last time I looked i wasn't hideous, so you can't be talking about me.

Average, normal, boringly plain yes.
Hideous, not quite!:icon_razz
 
Average, normal, boringly plain?

That's just the criteria that I'm looking for. I'm fed up with glamourous strumpets using me for their own sexual satisfaction. My 14 inch dangler is the burden that I will have to carry with both hands to my grave. I want someone to love me for more than just the guarantee of satisfaction in a way that most women cannot even imagine.

Who'd have thought that the internet would bring us together like this. PM me your address and I will sit outside your house in my car. I'm so glad I found you. Don't tell your partner yet about our love for each other....it's probably best if we plan how to dispose of his body first. We could keep him alive...or eat him.
 
He's a big lad hey?

To be honest, I appreciate the attention you've given me but I' need to concentrate on my GCSEs at the moment and think you should try and work out your differences with your large partner.

Good luck and I hope the rejection doesn't affect you too badly, it's just not the right time for me. You're nudey pictures are safe. Only subscribers will be able to view them.
 
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