We should go for....

[alex]

Me: Hello can I speak to Martin Allen please?
AW: Sorry - he's on the training field at the moment, checking on the weed situation just prior to his Baby Squad meeting.
Alex (putting on his best cockney accent): Well me old choina, tell im itz his cus Clive on de fone like..
AW: Oh, hang on Clive, I'm sure he'll want to talk to you....
(muffle muffle..)
MA: Awoight Clivey?
Me: Martin it's Alex here from the TB forum. Have you thought about getting Joey back?
+++click, dead line+++

 

[Melton Fox]

 

[Hazzman]

Me: Hello can I speak to Martin Allen please?
AW: Sorry - he's on the training field at the moment, checking on the weed situation just prior to his Baby Squad meeting.
Alex (putting on his best cockney accent): Well me old choina, tell im itz his cus Clive on de fone like..
AW: Oh, hang on Clive, I'm sure he'll want to talk to you....
(muffle muffle..)
MA: Awoight Clivey?
Me: Martin it's Alex here from the TB forum. Have you thought about getting Joey back?
+++click, dead line+++

Quality Alex! Post Of The Day!

 

[OldGit]

Me: Hello can I speak to Martin Allen please?
AW: Sorry - he's on the training field at the moment, checking on the weed situation just prior to his Baby Squad meeting.
Alex (putting on his best cockney accent): Well me old choina, tell im itz his cus Clive on de fone like..
AW: Oh, hang on Clive, I'm sure he'll want to talk to you....
(muffle muffle..)
MA: Awoight Clivey?
Me: Martin it's Alex here from the TB forum. Have you thought about getting Joey back?
+++click, dead line+++

You should have phoned from just around the corner

 

[alex]

Applause from Melts too (wipes tear from eye) perhaps even Homeypants will forgive me and promote me back to the rights?

 

[Melton Fox]

Applause from Melts too (wipes tear from eye) perhaps even Homeypants will forgive me and promote me back to the rights?

It's already top of my list for Post of the Year Alex, by a long shot.

It's even gone above muzzygals post :"No way, never in a million years" :icon_lol:

 

[homer]

Me: Hello can I speak to Martin Allen please?
AW: Sorry - he's on the training field at the moment, checking on the weed situation just prior to his Baby Squad meeting.
Alex (putting on his best cockney accent): Well me old choina, tell im itz his cus Clive on de fone like..
AW: Oh, hang on Clive, I'm sure he'll want to talk to you....
(muffle muffle..)
MA: Awoight Clivey?
Me: Martin it's Alex here from the TB forum. Have you thought about getting Joey back?
+++click, dead line+++

Now that's the alex I know and love (truly madly, deeply)

Now just don't go and start being mental again - there's enough feckin' spanners on here already

 

[4-4-2]

What is the obsession with Joey Gudjohnsson? I didn't think he was all that in all honesty. Yes, he scored some great goals for us but I can't remember him standing out too much for us. I don't think we should be going backwards with players anyway. I'd rather bring in new ones.

 

[fcukcov]

Now that's the alex I know and love (truly madly, deeply)

Now just don't go and start being mental again - there's enough feckin' spanners on here already

What is the obsession with Joey Gudjohnsson? I didn't think he was all that in all honesty. Yes, he scored some great goals for us but I can't remember him standing out too much for us. I don't think we should be going backwards with players anyway. I'd rather bring in new ones.

Isnt it amazing how sometimes in life you make a point then it gets proven straight away......

 

[Realist]

Safri, isn't he ex-Coventry ? We don't want him.

 

[fcukcov]

 

[Realist]

What ?

 

[SJN-Fox]

Safri, isn't he ex-Coventry ? We don't want him.

He's gone to Southampton anyway.