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A letter confirming my travel insurance policy is now live, for my holiday that I have just come back from. Useful
 
My ST, a brochure for the Isle Of Wight and a new credit card for the Mrs.
 
Jeff said:
I don't, my post is currently being forwarded to my parents' house.
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Did they swallow your story about you having a new job which entails currently doing a lot of 'research' about donkey porn, which they might receive in the post ?
 
Brown Nose said:
I can ensure that we lose any claim/documents you may have sent us.
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You have.

Feckin idiots.

I've received a final reminder for a document. The reminder was sent to a new address. The only way you know about the new address is because I told you about it at the same time as I sent you the document you claim not to have.

Maybe you can only handle one piece of information per envelope, and I should have sent them separately. :icon_roll:098:
 
The 'woman' who dealt with me in there today mustn't have been far from being retarded, anything I told her, she just typed what she wanted into the computer and also had quite a bit of trouble adding up the list of my GCSEs! :icon_lol:
 
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Jeff said:
You have.

Feckin idiots.

I've received a final reminder for a document. The reminder was sent to a new address. The only way you know about the new address is because I told you about it at the same time as I sent you the document you claim not to have.

Maybe you can only handle one piece of information per envelope, and I should have sent them separately. :icon_roll:098:
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We tend to do a bit of work with documents that are sent to us (in the morning) and then, when the sun comes out, we burn them all in our little garden area as part of a giant BBQ. Woodchip and claim form gives our burgers a delightful flavour.

When it rains, we have to resort to making paper aeroplanes with them all.
 
M17TT C said:
The 'woman' who dealt with me in there today mustn't have been far from being retarded, anything I told her, she just typed what she wanted into the computer and also had quite a bit of trouble adding up the list of my GCSEs! :icon_lol:
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Let me guess, Charles St Jobcentre? Most of the staff recepting there were incapable of getting jobs so we had to give them one to get them off our books.

Still, keeps the unemployment figures down eh.
 
Brown Nose said:
Let me guess, Charles St Jobcentre? Most of the staff recepting there were incapable of getting jobs so we had to give them one to get them off our books.

Still, keeps the unemployment figures down eh.
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Believe me, I was very close to saying a sentence along very similar lines to that to the bint!!

All she was banging on about, was how good it is to work in a call centre!!??!!

Maybe for you love, but not for me!! :098:
 
Two letters telling me about the 'Change of my Relationship Manager' at the Bank of Scotland.

****s don't seem to realise that '****er just employed to wear a nice suit and sell me shit' is slightly less demeaning the 'relationship manager'.
 
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