What Did The Postie Bring?

[Melton Fox]

Oh, she beat me to it

 

[Matt_B]

A letter confirming my travel insurance policy is now live, for my holiday that I have just come back from. Useful

 

[highland fox]

A phone bill, a credit card statement, some spam from Francis Motors and a letter from the idiots at Jobcentre Plus.

Didn't know you still had a letter box

 

[SJN-Fox]

My ST, a brochure for the Isle Of Wight and a new credit card for the Mrs.

 

[Melton Fox]

Didn't know you still had a letter box

:icon_lol:

 

[Jeff]

Didn't know you still had a letter box

I don't, my post is currently being forwarded to my parents' house.

 

[homer]

I don't, my post is currently being forwarded to my parents' house.

Did they swallow your story about you having a new job which entails currently doing a lot of 'research' about donkey porn, which they might receive in the post ?

 

[Jeff]

Did they swallow your story about you having a new job which entails currently doing a lot of 'research' about donkey porn, which they might receive in the post ?

I've cancelled my subscription to Dwarves on Donkeys Monthly, so I shouldn't have that problem.

 

[Han]

I got a nice cheque for twelve grand that I've been awaiting for ages, along with my ST

Luvvly Jubbly

Just retired?:icon_wink

 

[highland fox]

Just retired?:icon_wink

Hush money from Micheal Barrymore ?

 

[fcukcov]

Hush money from Micheal Barrymore ?

Latest royalties from rockin all over the world?

 

[Brown Nose]

A phone bill, a credit card statement, some spam from Francis Motors and a letter from the idiots at Jobcentre Plus.

Probably from me!

I can ensure that we lose any claim/documents you may have sent us.

 

[lazzer]

My ST's and my lads pin number

 

[Jeff]

I can ensure that we lose any claim/documents you may have sent us.

You have.

Feckin idiots.

I've received a final reminder for a document. The reminder was sent to a new address. The only way you know about the new address is because I told you about it at the same time as I sent you the document you claim not to have.

Maybe you can only handle one piece of information per envelope, and I should have sent them separately. :icon_roll

 

[M17TT C]

The 'woman' who dealt with me in there today mustn't have been far from being retarded, anything I told her, she just typed what she wanted into the computer and also had quite a bit of trouble adding up the list of my GCSEs! :icon_lol:

 

[Brown Nose]

You have.

Feckin idiots.

I've received a final reminder for a document. The reminder was sent to a new address. The only way you know about the new address is because I told you about it at the same time as I sent you the document you claim not to have.

Maybe you can only handle one piece of information per envelope, and I should have sent them separately. :icon_roll

We tend to do a bit of work with documents that are sent to us (in the morning) and then, when the sun comes out, we burn them all in our little garden area as part of a giant BBQ. Woodchip and claim form gives our burgers a delightful flavour.

When it rains, we have to resort to making paper aeroplanes with them all.

 

[Brown Nose]

The 'woman' who dealt with me in there today mustn't have been far from being retarded, anything I told her, she just typed what she wanted into the computer and also had quite a bit of trouble adding up the list of my GCSEs! :icon_lol:

Let me guess, Charles St Jobcentre? Most of the staff recepting there were incapable of getting jobs so we had to give them one to get them off our books.

Still, keeps the unemployment figures down eh.

 

[M17TT C]

Let me guess, Charles St Jobcentre? Most of the staff recepting there were incapable of getting jobs so we had to give them one to get them off our books.

Still, keeps the unemployment figures down eh.

Believe me, I was very close to saying a sentence along very similar lines to that to the bint!!

All she was banging on about, was how good it is to work in a call centre!!??!!

Maybe for you love, but not for me!!

 

[beaumontfox]

Apart from the two season tickets..........

Something for Ben about computers etc.
Some Christmassy vellum from ebay.
A cd from ebay.

Someone wanting to give me a credit card.
Someone wanting to give me a loan.

 

[Dour]

Two letters telling me about the 'Change of my Relationship Manager' at the Bank of Scotland.

****s don't seem to realise that '****er just employed to wear a nice suit and sell me shit' is slightly less demeaning the 'relationship manager'.