What Did The Postie Bring?

[Melton Fox]

I'm glad because I don't like your imaginery friends anyway so stick that in your pipe and smoke it..........Farmer

My imaginary friends are sticking their thumbs to their noses and waving their fingers wildly in front of their eyes whilst making trumping noises with their mouths. They say you smell of old sanitary towels.

 

[highland fox]

My imaginary friends are sticking their thumbs to their noses and waving their fingers wildly in front of their eyes whilst making trumping noises with their mouths. They say you smell of old sanitary towels.

They are correct but you smell of cows bottoms

 

[Melton Fox]

They are correct but you smell of cows bottoms

They say I don't. Anyway, they're telling me I have to go and watch X-Factor with them, they've told me not to talk to you anymore so I won't.

 

[highland fox]

They say I don't. Anyway, they're telling me I have to go and watch X-Factor with them, they've told me not to talk to you anymore so I won't.

I'm going down the pub anyway to sit in the corner with half a bitter,mumbling to myself and occasionally shouting at tourists..

 

[Melton Fox]

I'm going down the pub anyway to sit in the corner with half a bitter,mumbling to myself and occasionally shouting at tourists..

I hope they throw Twiglets at you.

 

[highland fox]

I hope they throw Twiglets at you.

So do I be the first food I've had since Wednesday

 

[SJN-Fox]

Magnum tickets

 

[MKFox]

Magnum tickets

Bastards eh, the one time you want them to strike....

 

[Disco Bob]

 

[SJN-Fox]

Magnum tickets

Bastards eh, the one time you want them to strike....

Nope, they are a real blast from the past and take me back to a time in my life when everything was a lot simpler, ie, no women in my life (apart from the (slag) one I was divorcing) and a time when I only had ME to answer to.

So after spending all day with "Trevor" and his gorgeous lady friend (!!!!!!!) on Saturday, (followed by Foreigner in the evening), I fully intend to transport myself back to 1988 and just escape for a couple of hours on Sunday, (and given the year I've had so far ... I feel that I am fully entitled to), so, whilst Magnum might not be everyone's first choice for pain releif they are up there on my list of top bands, so, no matter how sad it may seem, I'm gonna go out on Sunday night and recreate the night I had back in 1988. Whether I remain sober enough to remember it is another matter.

So whatever happens, don't call the vigilante.

 

[Lako42]

A brown envolope with a letter and other paper based goods in.

Dear matt

Please look after this for a bit

Love MM

 

[Hazzman]

A payslip with a nice 'rise of living' addition with my salary.

 

[Jeff]

A payslip with a nice 'rise of living' addition with my salary.

 

[Hazzman]

Oops, cost of living arrears.....

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

mine also brought payslip

 

[Siouxsie]

I got a "personal apology" from Dave Hartnett - Acting Chairman, HM Revenue and Customs.

It's bad enough they lose all my data but then they spend my tax money writing and posting personal apologies to everyone

 

[SJN-Fox]

**** all of any use, when what he/she should have brought is the new battery for my phone and the new charger for er indoors' old phone, that was when it finally turned up at two o ****in clock in the afternoon and it took 3 of them to deliver to about 50 houses, idle feckwits!!!

 

[spionfox]

Triple CD Trance set, refund from dodgy holiday and an appeal from World Vision (responded to online)

 

[Disco Bob]

I bust the watch.

The wife got the company to replace it for free without me knowing.

Posty failed to steal something for once.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

bank statement