What Did The Postie Bring?

[Disco Bob]

Giving me next doors post yesterday wasn't enough for him - oh no.

Today he put all of our post in the ****ing house five doors up the road.

I swear, tomorrow I will drive a metal pole through his upper torso...

...just as long I can maintain this level of alcohol-induced rage.

 

[SJN-Fox]

A DVD for my grandaughter (fair swap I thought), and a new phone battery.

 

[spionfox]

A DVD for my grandaughter (fair swap I thought), and a new phone battery.

Are you sure? More to the point, are you OK? The envelope didn't have wires sticking out of the battery as well did it?

 

[SJN-Fox]

Are you sure? More to the point, are you OK? The envelope didn't have wires sticking out of the battery as well did it?

No, the wires were all fine, they were all wrapped up around this plasticy type stuff.

 

[SJN-Fox]

2 Gig memory card for my phone.

 

[muzzysgal]

My first Christmas card - met all my criteria, so has been displayed :icon_bigg

 

[highland fox]

My first Christmas card - met all my criteria, so has been displayed :icon_bigg

What it had money in it?

 

[muzzysgal]

What it had money in it?

Had one of those today :icon_wink

Also had a card that's just wrong on so many levels - addressed to the wrong people and covered in glitter

Also had my Stroke Association magazine.

 

[homer]

Had one of those today :icon_wink

Also had a card that's just wrong on so many levels - addressed to the wrong people and covered in glitter

Also had my Stroke Association magazine.

But you still opened it to see if there was any cash in it

 

[muzzysgal]

But you still opened it to see if there was any cash in it

It was still addressed to me - there were just too many names on the card :icon_roll :icon_wink

 

[highland fox]

But you still opened it to see if there was any cash in it

Thats a terrible thing to do


If you hold it up to the light you can usually tell if theres any cash in it.......

 

[spionfox]

Also had my Stroke Association magazine.

It's just sooooo tempting to make a comment, but I'd better not as it might make me come across as a callous hard-hearted bastard :icon_wink

 

[M17TT C]

He still hasn't posted my xbox live subscription the lazy fookin' cvnt!

 

[MKFox]

It's just sooooo tempting to make a comment

Heartless bastard....


Today I had a fecking christmas card from my fecking posty, or 'Craig' as he's made perfectly clear.

Funny how, as we near Christmas and his outlandish thoughts of a tip loom ever larger, he now rings the bell instead of trying to ram fragile goods through the letterbox.

Don't bother editing this as it's just too easy....

 

[fcukcov]

Heartless bastard....


Today I had a fecking christmas card from my fecking posty, or 'Craig' as he's made perfectly clear.

Funny how, as we near Christmas and his outlandish thoughts of a tip loom ever larger, he now rings the bell instead of trying to ram fragile goods through the letterbox.

Don't bother editing this as it's just too easy....

I get the same from 'Rich your friendly postman', the only tip he is getting this year is, "dont sign for my fecking post again you little wanker or I will get you the sack. Leroy your friendly post recipient."

 

[spionfox]

I get the same from 'Rich your friendly postman', the only tip he is getting this year is, "dont sign for my fecking post again you little wanker or I will get you the sack. Leroy your friendly post recipient."

As long as the package fits inside the letterbox I actually don't mind that being done. What really pissed me off is a few weeks ago when one of the twats opened up my Amazon package and posted the separate books followed by the torn packaging and delivery notes through my letterbox.

I mean, it could have been embarrassing for others to know I had bought a Jon Gaunt book!!

 

[Disco Bob]

One Xmas card.

What a load of shit.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Ollie's autobiography

 

[highland fox]

Ollie's autobiography

You get post on a Sunday,we are lucky if we get it on a weekday:icon_roll

 

[Scarby]

we don't get no post on sunday cocker