What have you achieved today?

[highland fox]

i pride myself on it hope you have a nice time and a safe journey anyway..romantic there you know,he might pop the question

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

i pride myself on it hope you have a nice time and a safe journey anyway..romantic there you know,he might pop the question

so youve said not that ive read that, as for the other.....ha no way jose

 

[highland fox]

it came out top in a poll of romantic places for lovers,saying that the other choices could have been cleethorpes,rhyl and accrington so it might not be saying a great deal

 

[enderby fox]

i achieved an infraction again ............................

this one is a joke one this time (at least i hope it is)

 

[Macky]

i pride myself on it hope you have a nice time and a safe journey anyway..romantic there you know,he might pop the question

"Have you bought a change of undies with you this time?"
"Have you been drinking again?"

 

[enderby fox]

"Have you bought a change of undies with you this time?"
"Have you been drinking again?"

"can i stick it up your garry"

 

[Singth]

Just booked a week to Tunisia with the gusset. Fly from Stansted the day after City play Southend - handy. Liking my organisational skills :icon_cool

 

[Macky]

"can i stick it up your garry"

Well, whatever turns you on. I prefer to put it in the lady hole meself

 

[lazzer]

I was in a meeting with the owner of a transport company and two other colleagues. He was telling me which customers he has on his books an he mentioned he did a lot of work for Tampax. He then said Tampon a further three times. I never burst out laughing,smirked,giggled or even flinched once. Im so proud of myself.

 

[Singth]

I was in a meeting with the owner of a transport company and two other colleagues. He was telling me which customers he has on his books an he mentioned he did a lot of work for Tampax. He then said Tampon a further three times. I never burst out laughing,smirked,giggled or even flinched once. Im so proud of myself.

I'd have died laughing when he said he had Tampax on his books :icon_bigg

 

[lazzer]

I'd have died laughing when he said he had Tampax on his books :icon_bigg

No but when he said Taiwan had absorbed most of the UK sales I found it very testing.

 

[Singth]

No but when he said Taiwan had absorbed most of the UK sales I found it very testing.

:icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

What kind of meeting was it lazz? Any strings attached?

 

[Durham Fox]

Couldn't have absorbed that sort of pressure.

 

[Boy Genius]

No but when he said Taiwan had absorbed most of the UK sales I found it very testing.

Bloody hell Lazzer.....................

 

[highland fox]

i'm off to the hills now hoping to walk to burnley,the scenic way...if there is one

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

i'm off to the hills now hoping to walk to burnley,the scenic way...if there is one

how far is that

 

[highland fox]

how far is that

tbh i'm not sure,i think its about 14 miles but im going 'cross country'..:icon_conf

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

have switched from IE to google chrome :icon_bigg

 

[lazzer]

An email from the managing director asking me if i meant to request some "interanal auditing" :icon_redf:icon_bigg