What music would you like played at your funeral?

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I'd like any classical piece written in the thirties.
The twenty thirties.
 
Honestly you two are like the two Ronnies only i cant work out who is the little one with the glasses or who is the short fat blind ****er :icon_bigg
We're nothing like The Two Ronnies :icon_roll

That's my last word on the matter, and it's goodbye from him.
 
Honestly you two are like the two Ronnies only i cant work out who is the little one with the glasses or who is the short fat blind ****er :icon_bigg

I think this one might be Melts?
 

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I've always seen him as more of a Ronnie Scott.



Well, he does like to blow his own trumpet.

BUM BUM!!
That's another one of them stupid sayings that I've never understood.

If you own a trumpet, is it really wrong to want to blow it yourself?

Likewise, if you have some cake, why is it frowned upon if you want to eat it? I have never seen anybody at a party with cake on their plate and not eaten it purely because they genuinely believe you can't have your cake and eat it.

So, anybody who has their own trumpet and refuses to blow it, or has their cake but refuses to eat it, is a ****.
 
if you have some cake, why is it frowned upon if you want to eat it? I have never seen anybody at a party with cake on their plate and not eaten it purely because they genuinely believe you can't have your cake and eat it.

If you've eaten your cake, you can't be in possession of it after you've already eaten it.
Hence, you can't have your cake & eat it.
 
If you've eaten your cake, you can't be in possession of it after you've already eaten it.
Hence, you can't have your cake & eat it.
Then surely the saying should be "you can't eat your cake and have it"?
 
Summertime

New kids on the block? DJ Jazzy Jeff? Ella & Satchmo?

I'd have to go with the 'Littlest Hobo' theme tune, many people I know think of me when they hear it for some reason :102:
 
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