What we are NOT allowed to call people on TB:

[bocadillo]

You don't see white dog shit these days do you?

Largely due to the fact that dogs are no longer given lamb or mutton bones.

 

[Darth Vodka]

why don't you get jokes about white text any more?

 

[Blue Maniac]

why don't you get jokes about white text any more?

Because they're shit.

Doesn't stop Longy telling his jokes though.

 

[RHYDAL]

Because only an idiot would fall for them

Harsh. And infractable.

 

[RHYDAL]

Largely due to the fact that dogs are no longer given lamb or mutton bones.

Bones you say.

 

[bocadillo]

Bones you say.

eeerrr,,, yes.
:icon_conf

 

[RHYDAL]

eeerrr,,, yes.
:icon_conf

So nothing to do with tripe then?

 

[bocadillo]

So nothing to do with tripe then?

Not heard it connected with tripe before.

 

[Boy Genius]

Well what do you expect with all this inter racial breeding, they're not just one colour now, anything from Moca to Old Jamaica Chocolate.

Yeah.... send the buggers back!

 

[jb5000]

Not heard it connected with tripe before.

Still plenty of tripe in dogfood judging by the smell of it.

And if so, why don't I shit white text when I've been eating tripe?

 

[RHYDAL]

why don't you get jokes about white text any more?

Beats the white shit out of me.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Still plenty of tripe in dogfood judging by the smell of it.

No shortage of it round here either.

 

[Kingy_85]

I got one for calling Homer a ponce many years ago.

 

[spionfox]

I got one for calling Homer a ponce many years ago.

You joined less than two years ago

 

[Blue Maniac]

You joined less than two years ago

Feels longer.

 

[H T B]

Feels longer.

small hands?

 

[Blue Maniac]

small hands?

:icon_bigg

 

[David Gwilliam]

Piss off you pedantic old twat.

I was interested in learning how to post properly from BM since on another thread he and Beighton recently sneered about (not a particular post) the quality of my posts to this forum in general.

Calling somebody "old" is really offensive. You have upset me.

You may laugh but do not imagine BM used the word "old" casually - there is an implication intended. The reason they suggested for my poor performance was that I was senile.

 

[city-faithful]

I was interested in learning how to post properly from BM since on another thread he and Beighton recently sneered about (not a particular post) the quality of my posts to this forum in general.



You may laugh but do not imagine BM used the word "old" casually - there is an implication intended. The reason they suggested for my poor performance was that I was senile.

Now you know how Chris Powell felt in his last season as a player, David. Schlupp, Logan and the likes were merciless.

 

[Cate Fox]

I was interested in learning how to post properly from BM since on another thread he and Beighton recently sneered about (not a particular post) the quality of my posts to this forum in general.



You may laugh but do not imagine BM used the word "old" casually - there is an implication intended. The reason they suggested for my poor performance was that I was senile.

I dont think they meant it to be taken personally - its their "wacky" sense of humour