Whatever Next?

[Melton Fox]

This was going to be the title of a thread I'd been planning.

The thread context was going to be based on what reality shows would be next, and what depths people would go to in the name of televisual "entertainment".

However, forget ice dancing, gay boys singing, dancing, singing badly, locked in houses, being on an aeroplane, being in a jungle, looking fat naked, making shit food and all the rubbish that has come before, there is a new one in town.

A few days ago I received this email:

Dear Melton Fox,

Do you want to be Paris Hilton's new best friend?

Superstar socialite Paris Hilton is heading to the UK to find herself a new British "Best Friend Forever" as part of an exciting new primetime reality show for ITV2.

We're looking for people aged between 18-28 who have the attitude, charm and personality to win over the world's most famous celebutante - Paris Hilton.

If you have the confidence to be at her side on the red carpet and the qualities that would make you the perfect new best friend for Paris Hilton then apply now for a link to the application form.

Shocking stuff. We really are a country full of thick people.

 

[Billyjof]

Does it have a Gossip mag celeb presenter, panel, telephone eviction and live audience. If not it will never work!!

 

[Lako42]

Anyone involved in making this shit happen needs to be killed, nearly as much as Pikey's.

 

[spionfox]

Is she worth a 'Hot or Not' thread?

 

[Boy Genius]

Melto is angry at this, only because he is too fcuking old......

 

[Melton Fox]

Melto is angry at this, only because he is too fcuking old......

I'm not, it says "18-28"!!!!

 

[Boy Genius]

I'm not, it says "18-28"!!!!

10 years out at least:icon_bigg

 

[Motown Fox]

She has stooped to low depths before but this takes the biscuit
Will she will service the competitors as she did in a recent movie she made

 

[Scarby]

hasnt this already already been done before?

edit: just remembered it was P.Diddy hired an assistant or something - they mentioned it on the scott mills show ages ago.

 

[Han]

She does make great videos, give her a chance.

 

[Macky]

She does make great videos, give her a chance.

The only videos I've seen of her she was looking very bored whilst being shagged and just made me think how crap she must be in bed