Whats the best insult you ever heard?

[enderby fox]

Anyone got any good one's?

I'm going on my xmas doo on friday and no doubt i'll get shitfaced and text a couple of the ex-girlfriends. i'll probably tell em i love them in the first one to see if i get any requests to pop round and service them. However if i get a text telling me to do one or silence i'd like some ideas as to what i can send them on the 2nd text that will insult them?

All ideas welcomed and considered for usage.

 

[fcukcov]

Where is your xmas do?

 

[enderby fox]

Where is your xmas do?

Just going Las Iguana's in town and then we'll no doubt end up in Fan Club like we have done every year.

 

[fcukcov]

Just going Las Iguana's in town and then we'll no doubt end up in Fan Club like we have done every year.

Phew. My xmas do is Friday, thought I was gonna end up having to watch you throw some shapes on the D-Floor but luckily Im staying in Hinckley.

 

[lazzer]

Where is your xmas do?

Leeroy i know for fact you can come up with a better insult than that so come on try harder.


EF i think the fact you think they would shag you again is insult enough to them :icon_lol:

 

[enderby fox]

Phew. My xmas do is Friday, thought I was gonna end up having to watch you throw some shapes on the D-Floor but luckily Im staying in Hinckley.

You know you'd of been there throwing them with me. we'd have owned that dancefloor!

 

[enderby fox]

Leeroy i know for fact you can come up with a better insult than that so come on try harder.


EF i think the fact you think they would shag you again is insult enough to them :icon_lol:

:icon_lol:

 

[Singth]

Take your face for a shit

 

[fcukcov]

Leeroy i know for fact you can come up with a better insult than that so come on try harder.


EF i think the fact you think they would shag you again is insult enough to them :icon_lol:

Your best insult was to call me Leeroy! Its Leroy to you and everyone else for that matter.

 

[SJN-Fox]

As far as insults are concerned, I've always found "**** off you ****" to be reasonably effective.

 

[Boy Genius]

As far as insults are concerned, I've always found "**** off you ****" to be reasonably effective.

or "Trevor is a better shag than you are"

 

[RHYDAL]

I would send my old favourite...."shame, cos u dont sweat much 4 a fat lass".

 

[enderby fox]

I would send my old favourite...."shame, cos u dont sweat much 4 a fat lass".

i like that one. that one's earmarked for a certain somebody

 

[homer]

i like that one. that one's earmarked for a certain somebody

Your mother ?

 

[enderby fox]

Your mother ?

Yes your mother

 

[drummindefender]

Your mother ?

come of it homer her pits are always chuckin'

 

[Billyjof]

Once at a scottish lower league football match.

The loudest man wearing a kilt with a mouth full of pie shouted at the opposition

"Fuk yuuuu ye weeji scum dung beatles."

I'm guessing weeji is cos they were from Glasgow, the rest I couldn't decipher.

 

[lazzer]

Your best insult was to call me Leeroy! Its Leroy to you and everyone else for that matter.

Look leeroy i have to spell it like that, the other the other way would just be French for '"The Roy" which is just wrong :icon_wink

 

[FIF]

Look leeroy i have to spell it like that, the other the other way would just be French for '"The Roy" which is just wrong :icon_wink

Or an alternative for Elvis.