drummindefender
Active Member
can someone please explain to me this whole edna and lemon drizzle cake thing, because i wasn't here when it happened !
Yorkshire Vixen said:she might weigh 200lbs :icon_lol:
Mike Hunt Smells said:Did you get your £200 from Lisa Riley?
so basically u had the dream......Joe_Fox said:£500 mate, easy money.
drummindefender - the Edna thing started when MKFox had a disturbing dream once, he then shard it with the forum and managed to redirect the Edna fascination on to me, sly dog that he is.
Joe hasn't been to a city game for......ever I think. He spends his Saturday afternoons in a Leeds cafe, run by big Edna. He eats drizzle cake and marks the players out of 10 in games he neither sees or hears. And he's doing big, fat edna because he can't afford to pay for the cake and tea. Life in the fast lane dd.....drummindefender said:so basically u had the dream......
MKFox said:Joe hasn't been to a city game for......ever I think. He spends his Saturday afternoons in a Leeds cafe, run by big Edna. He eats drizzle cake and marks the players out of 10 in games he neither sees or hears. And he's doing big, fat edna because he can't afford to pay for the cake and tea. Life in the fast lane dd.....
MKFox said:Joe hasn't been to a city game for......ever I think. He spends his Saturday afternoons in a Leeds cafe, run by big Edna. He eats drizzle cake and marks the players out of 10 in games he neither sees or hears. And he's doing big, fat edna because he can't afford to pay for the cake and tea. Life in the fast lane dd.....
PFKAKTF FOX said:although the opportunity to bang fat edna sounds very appealing.
No, she won't go near it apparently, it's the stench you see....PFKAKTF FOX said:By the way MK, does Joe recipricate and allow Edna to feast on his Cream Horn ?
For Edna? Yes, she suffers, bless her.drummindefender said:sounds like a bit of a harsh deal
a woman her age shouldn't be subjected to such inhumane treatment.MKFox said:For Edna? Yes, she suffers, bless her.
MKFox said:
After Joe's been there???
Joe_Fox said:We've only been on once this season if my memory serves me correctly. So, when are we on again?
MKFox said:Joe hasn't been to a city game for......ever I think. He spends his Saturday afternoons in a Leeds cafe, run by big Edna. He eats drizzle cake and marks the players out of 10 in games he neither sees or hears. And he's doing big, fat edna because he can't afford to pay for the cake and tea. Life in the fast lane dd.....
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