Who Is

[Profondo Rosso]

:icon_cool

cook a cat!

Technically, Scarby, your life isn't worth insuring. :icon_wink

 

[LCFCmonkey]

When I squeeze this, a jet of molten hot bramley apple will shoot out. Could go your way, could go mine. Either way one of us is going down.

 

[Billyjof]

I don't wanna get bogged down in this whole gay nest of vipers.

 

[Darth Vodka]

shall we just get it over and a do a pointless Alan Partridge Quote thread?

 

[Lako42]

Lexi

 

[Durham Fox]

Can someone clear that shit away!?

 

[Darth Vodka]

don't make that noise, you'll just encourage them

 

[Willlow]

Dr No....vocal chords

 

[tedfoxxx]

The house of lords (bassist for the Youngknives).

 

[Macky]

Tanamo

...oh sorry, we're partridge quotes now...er... "it's to keep you out, you thief!"

 

[tedfoxxx]

...oh sorry, we're partridge quotes now...er... "it's to keep you out, you thief!"

No jokes Macky!

 

[Macky]

No jokes Macky!

I'm talking about the menopaauuooooooooh Jill, you know your onions

 

[tedfoxxx]

I'm talking about the menopaauuooooooooh Jill, you know your onions

Aaahh Lyne, i've pierced my foot on a spiiiiiiiike

 

[londonfox]

Traci Lords deserves a mention or two.

 

[Macky]

Traci Lords deserves a mention or two.

Which episode was that from? Is it the Bondathon in the caravan?

 

[highland fox]

Which episode was that from? Is it the Bondathon in the caravan?

Absolutely Billy Bollocks

 

[tedfoxxx]

Ooops, bit of nipple.

 

[LCFCmonkey]

She was a biiiiig woman. I was going to say "big hearted", but that would be bullshit!

 

[highland fox]

You are a great big posh sod with plums in your mouth and the plumbs have mutated and grew beaks

 

[Joe_Fox]

been busy chap! only recently got the net sorted in my new house. Its a busy life teaching science

Christ, Scarbo, are you a teacher? **** me, I really do worry about this country sometimes.