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Orifice

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Things to do when board Pt 4

Think of all the songs that you can with the word 'Dance' or 'Dancing' in the title/lyrics and replace the word with the well known 4-letter word for mastibation.

Eg

I wanna dance with somebody
Dancing queen
Dancing on the ceiling
Dancing in the moonlight

Etc..etc

Have fun.
 

OldGit

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This could certainly improve the BBC's ratings for

Cum Dancing

Dance fever

And would crowd participation be encouraged at all those football grounds where the teams enter to Dance of the Knights.....
 

OldGit

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I love to love, but my baby just wants to dance

From Mrs OG

PS get on with the gardening!!:064:
 

Rayvon

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cosmic wanker

I was wanking when I was twelve
I was wanking when I was aaah
I wanked myself right out the womb
Is it strange to wank so soon
I wanked myself right out the womb

I was wanking when I was eight
Is it strange to wank so late
I wanked myself into the tomb
Is it strange to wank so soon
I wanked myself into the tomb

Is it wrong to understand
The fear that dwells inside a man
What's it like to be a loon
I liken it to a balloon

I wanked myself out of the womb
Is it strange to wank so soon
I wanked myself into the tomb
But when again once more

I wanked myself out of the womb
Is it strange to wank so soon
I wanked myself out of the womb.
 
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