World Cup Squads Annouced.

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BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010


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YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

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RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

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ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

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To be fair, Shagabitch is one hell of a player.
 
DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

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ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

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MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010


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DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010


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Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

There is no place in the Dutch squad for les bian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.
 
Germany Squad For World Cup 2010


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You finished?

That was terrible.

I agree, a couple raised a giggle with me though.

England Squad

GK - Joe Hart
LB - Kieran Gibbs
RB - Gary Neville
CB - Sol Campbell
CB - Andy Dawson
RM - David Dunn
LM - Stuart Downing
CM - Kieran Dyer
CM - David Beckham
FWD - Darren Bent
FWD - Bobby Zamora

Have I missed something or was it you?:102:
 
as an interesting factoid

the inventor of Subbuteo wanted to call it "Hobby" but they refused him the patent, so, disgruntled, he took the Latin name for the bird Hobby

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby_(bird)

which is...subbuteo

*Cough*QI*Cough*

-sky is Polish ;-) which is why Abromovic objected to "Chelski" and how you can tell Podolsky isn't really German



how many people end in shev?

:)

:icon_lol:Cock

Its supposed to be ironic, because none of the above will get into the squad. :icon_lol:

Ironic. Right
 
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