Match Thread Zorya Luhansk v Leicester

[Miles Away]

Haha. We are ****ing shit at the minute.

Will get the same usual bollocks from Brendan too.

 

[mabrah]

You know what, I think we're sh shit up front that I think I'd welcome having Slimani on the bench.

And arse, that's been coming.

 

[homer]

Holy Moly, that was a shambles

 

[Brown Nose]

FFS Iheanacho, why weren't you in your own six yard box to clear that?

 

[popillius]

Fuchs playing everyone onside cus he won't stay with the defensive line

I don't care. Fofana has such an easy job of staying with his man. Same mistake he's made several times this season.

 

[homer]

FFS Iheanacho, why weren't you in your own six yard box to clear that?

Hilarious

 

[popillius]

FFS Iheanacho, why weren't you in your own six yard box to clear that?

Don't be stupid. He doesn't know what the **** to do in a six yard box. He never really has.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Yeah we’ve conceded a goal....

But this lad on Masterchef didn’t cool his parsley purée properly and it’s gone ****ing grainy now. Shambles, you couldn’t make this shit up.

 

[Miles Away]

4 games:

9 conceded
4 scored
4 defeats
1 point

Blades are gonna do us good and proper

 

[popillius]

Yeah we’ve conceded a goal....

But this lad on Masterchef didn’t cool his parsley purée properly and it’s gone ****ing grainy now. Shambles, you couldn’t make this shit up.

I've seen that one. You wait until the honeycomb. Shit is gonna get real.

 

[Brown Nose]

Yeah we’ve conceded a goal....

But this lad on Masterchef didn’t cool his parsley purée properly and it’s gone ****ing grainy now. Shambles, you couldn’t make this shit up.

His garlic cream left a lot of to be desired too.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Is it possible we’re still a bit wank?

 

[tedfoxxx]

His garlic cream left a lot of to be desired too.

Knew how to handle a John Dory though to be fair to the kid.

 

[Miles Away]

Is it possible we’re still a bit wank?

might even be likely

 

[homer]

Is it possible to still have a wank?

I’m doing my best, but it’s a bit limp

 

[tedfoxxx]

I've seen that one. You wait until the honeycomb. Shit is gonna get real.

It was mentioned on the episode guide, it’s going to take something ****ing POWERFUL to scrub out the unwelcome notion of Jo Brand’s fanny though.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Just to cheer you all up a bit, Celtic have conceded a fourth

 

[Miles Away]

So this has been a disaster, yeah?

Cags setback

Ricardo off at half time

Defeat means we have to worry about the last fixture

None of our fringe players making a single case for inclusion

3rd defeat in 4

 

[homer]

Barnes looks like he’s never actually played football in his life

Truly extraordinary from him tonight

 

[Jimmy Lad]

Utter shitfest. Perez should have been playing some part surely. He can score unlike the rest of em.