Sausage - needs a sauce (ketchup, HP, gravy etc).Bacon is one of the most overrated foods. Fine in a cob and pancetta is great ingredient for a savoury background flavour but beyond that.
Sausage is a main event. Cob, pasta, hot dog…. Currywurst!
With mash or battered with chips. A fat juicy coil on a bbq.
Take the sausage meat out and ram it up a chicken’s arse.
SAUSAGE MUTHAFUCKIN ROLLS.
There's been some ridiculous shite posted on here recently, but good god man, have a word. Dry bacon? Are you mad? Ted's the only one made any sense in this thread. No sauce needed, jebus.Sausage - needs a sauce (ketchup, HP, gravy etc).
Bacon - no sauce needed.
Ted, you are on fire at the moment. What kind of tea are you drinking?!Bacon is one of the most overrated foods. Fine in a cob and pancetta is great ingredient for a savoury background flavour but beyond that.
Sausage is a main event. Cob, pasta, hot dog…. Currywurst!
With mash or battered with chips. A fat juicy coil on a bbq.
Take the sausage meat out and ram it up a chicken’s arse.
SAUSAGE MUTHAFUCKIN ROLLS.
It just so happens that the only things in the word I feel strongly about are Burnley fans and sausages.Ted, you are on fire at the moment. What kind of tea are you drinking?!
Whatever floats your boat, Ted.It just so happens that the only things in the word I feel strongly about are Burnley fans’ sausages.
I have a few round occasionally for what I like to call a ‘hot pot party’Whatever floats your boat, Ted.
Toad in Ted's holeI have a few round occasionally for what I like to call a ‘hot pot party’
Are you saying I can’t pick and choose what to believe? What if I like pork, mixed fabrics, tattoos etc but not gays? How do I justify my dislike of people who aren’t the same as me? Did you even think of the homophobes?One's a strip of salty leather, and the other is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (and to move on from the rest of Leviticus while we're at it)
If you insist on mixing your beliefs, then you really have to double down on the ones you're sticking with. If you can get violently oppressive about it, all the better.Are you saying I can’t pick and choose what to believe? What if I like pork, mixed fabrics, tattoos etc but not gays? How do I justify my dislike of people who aren’t the same as me? Did you even think of the homophobes?
With extra stuffingToad in Ted's hole
Sausages. The atheist’s nightmare.Are you saying I can’t pick and choose what to believe? What if I like pork, mixed fabrics, tattoos etc but not gays? How do I justify my dislike of people who aren’t the same as me? Did you even think of the homophobes?
If there really was a god, they'd have made sure that sausages fit a hotdog bun properly.Sausages. The atheist’s nightmare.
Proof of intelligent design. Designed by the lord to fit perfectly into a human hand.
Interesting point. I’ve a good friend whose dad is a professor of theology. I’ll see what he has to say about that.If there really was a god, they'd have made sure that sausages fit a hotdog bun properly.
Sticking out the end, I can live with. It's when your sausage is too short for the bun, and there's a mouthful of bread before you even get meat. Travesty.Interesting point. I’ve a good friend whose dad is a professor of theology. I’ll see what he has to say about that.
I personally find it aesthetically pleasing to have a big daft hot dog protruding an inch or two from each end of the bun. It’s a good gauge of temperature before you go into the bun blind.
Not that your classic frankfurter retains heat that well, can be lethal if it’s a banger in the bun.
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1 | Leicester | 45 | 97 |
2 | Ipswich | 45 | 93 |
3 | Leeds Utd | 45 | 90 |
4 | Southampton | 45 | 84 |
5 | Norwich City | 45 | 73 |
6 | West Brom | 45 | 72 |
7 | Hull City | 45 | 70 |
8 | Middlesbro | 45 | 66 |
9 | Coventry City | 45 | 64 |
10 | Preston | 45 | 63 |
11 | Bristol City | 45 | 62 |
12 | Cardiff City | 45 | 62 |
13 | Swansea City | 45 | 57 |
14 | Watford | 45 | 56 |
15 | Sunderland | 45 | 56 |
16 | Millwall | 45 | 56 |
17 | QPR | 45 | 53 |
18 | Stoke City | 45 | 53 |
19 | Blackburn | 45 | 50 |
20 | Sheffield W | 45 | 50 |
21 | Plymouth | 45 | 48 |
22 | Birmingham | 45 | 47 |
23 | Huddersfield | 45 | 45 |
24 | Rotherham Utd | 45 | 24 |