24 March:
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
You seriously expect us to collect 14 points from 9 games when we've picked up 19 from 29 with this manager, players and tactics? That's utterly bizarre and never going to happen in a million years. It would be a wonderful turnaround but it's simply not going to happen. We cannot possibly go from collecting 0.66 points per game to collecting 1.56. That's top half of the table form. And don't forget, even this extraordinary turnaround is dependent on a totally improbable Hull collapse.
Just give up. It's less stressful that way.