Confirmed Transfer Harry Maguire to Manchester United

[tedfoxxx]

Ted's just sportbible these days...

I think we’ll call that one a SLAM.

****s sake I can’t wait for Sunday.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I think we’ll call that one a SLAM.

As in “fitz SLAMS tedfoxxx”?

 

[alex]

V funny. I hope they're good at remembering their sense of humour.

 

[bocadillo]

Not perfect but it's the best I can do:

Khun Top had a plan
Hatched with Susan Whelan
To separate the red mancs from their dough
He called their bluff
Said that's not enough
He had their pants down
For Harry Maguire

(you know the tune)

 

[Graz]

Praet is left out of the squad for Sampdorias's friendly tonight

 

[BlueNotes]

Praet is left out of the squad for Sampdorias's friendly tonight

Probably because he's undergoing a medical with us.... the first of a dozen or so between now and the window SLAMMING SHUT... according to....

 

[Brown Nose]

Not perfect but it's the best I can do:

Khun Top had a plan
Hatched with Susan Whelan
To separate the red mancs from their dough
He called their bluff
Said that's not enough
He had their pants down
For Harry Maguire

(you know the tune)

Your right that it's not perfect.

 

[alex]

You mean 'you're right' right?

 

[Brown Nose]

You mean 'you're right' right?

Feck it.

 

[camberwell fox]

Not perfect but it's the best I can do:

Khun Top had a plan
Hatched with Susan Whelan
To separate the red mancs from their dough
He called their bluff
Said that's not enough
He had their pants down
For Harry Maguire

(you know the tune)

Did you write that on your barge Bob?

 

[Brown Nose]

Did you write that on your barge Bob?

No point asking that. He'll have no memory of writing it by now.

 

[Jeff]

Did you write that on your barge Bob?

Barge?

 

[Robin127]

Did you write that on your barge Bob?

In big white letters down the side.

 

[camberwell fox]

Barge?

Barge

 

[Jeff]

Barge

Are you trying to annoy him?

 

[Miles Away]

More of a Dinghy surely?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Seamen. Poop deck. Big mast.

 

[camberwell fox]

Are you trying to annoy him?

The wink icon disappeared from my post, but predominantly yes.

 

[bocadillo]

The wink icon disappeared from my post, but predominantly yes.

You succeeded. It's not a ****ing barge; it's a narrowboat, as well you know!

And no, I didn't write in my ba... eeerrr... narrowboat. I wrote it on a bus whilst going to recover my car. We're going home for a couple of weeks to get out of the way of all these ****ing holiday-makers.

 

[SilverFox]

He’s dead to me. Especially hash tagging “the boss” in his trolling Liverpool tweet. Disrespectful ****.