If you were God..............

[Macky]

So if he is Muslim, then it sort of makes sense that he would skip mass....

Being stoned to death isn't pleasant after all, it's bound too sting a bit the next morning.

 

[Steven]

I don't fecking know do I! Muslim, Sikh, Hindu, they're all the same anyway

*just to verify this is a joke and is not intended to offend, upset or otherwise piss of people.

 

[M17TT C]

Being stoned to death isn't pleasant after all, it's bound too sting a bit the next morning.

Never did that when I was at Mass, would probably still go if you got stoned there!

 

[Biff]

"There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages"

 

[Matt_B]

Good lord (no pun) is that worse than a ?!

 

[Steven]

Good lord (no pun) is that worse than a ?!

Yes. :icon_bigg :icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

If I was going to live my life according to the ramblings of a book, I think I'd choose Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Or maybe a Jackie Collins :icon_lol:

 

[Matt_B]

Yes. :icon_bigg :icon_wink

result :icon_lol:

 

[Biff]

All churches should be turned into prisons.Make use of them.

 

[Jeff]

I believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

 

[Steven]

I believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A euphemism?

 

[Jeff]

A euphemism?

No, a deity.

 

[Tamworth Fox]

Both my parents are Hindu. My mum usually prays but she isn't here any more so no-one ever goes in our temple . They forced me to go to Catholic school, strange combination, I know :icon_lol:

 

[fitz]

Catholic school

not quite the word i would use.

 

[Disco Bob]

If I were God I'd let me have more sex with bevies of beautiful ladies. I'd live somewhere like the Hef's house - only it'd be more Godlike.

And I'd have a bitching Holy Hummer with a stereo to piss off the saints.

I'd love to be God because he really does a shite job of it. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that someone like Peter Reid is God; that's how shit he is.

 

[pds]

I'd be a stranger on the bus.

 

[fitz]

If I were God I'd let me have more sex with bevies of beautiful ladies. I'd live somewhere like the Hef's house - only it'd be more Godlike.

And I'd have a bitching Holy Hummer with a stereo to piss off the saints.

I'd love to be God because he really does a shite job of it. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that someone like Peter Reid is God; that's how shit he is.

sex and hummers? even for god thats quite greedy :icon_wink

 

[Disco Bob]

sex and hummers? even for god thats quite greedy :icon_wink

That's just for starters - I haven't even warmed up yet. :icon_cool

 

[Boy Genius]

Bon Jovi.......... those ****ers would go with a well placed bolt of lightening

 

[Melton Fox]

I'd be a stranger on the bus.

I seen it pds :icon_lol: