Limericks

[Joe_Fox]

Ok, I'll start, then you do the next line, then we pick the best and make a limerick.


There was a young man called Duzza...

 

[fosseboy83]

who liked his face in the fuzza

 

[Joe_Fox]

One day he went mad...

 

[Melton Fox]

Swallowed his Dad

 

[fosseboy83]

'mm he tasted like snickers'

 

[MHS]

'mm he tasted like snickers'

Where's the rhyme

 

[fosseboy83]

Where's the rhyme

its final line doesnt have to rhyme does it just thought the structure had to be the same

 

[Hazzman]

Last line has to ryhme with 1 and 2.

 

[Rayvon]

i think you'll find for a limerick to work you need the first 2 lines and final line to rhyme.

 

[MHS]

Last line has to ryhme with 1 and 2.

It has to rhyme as well. :icon_wink

 

[fosseboy83]

taken a bit of fun and ruined it for me:icon_sad:

 

[Scarby]

There was a young man called Duzza.
who liked his face in the fuzza
One day he went mad
Swallowed his Dad
'mm he tasted like snickers'

:icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

'cus his dad made a noise like a buzzer

 

[The Voice From Above]

Ok lets try again.....

First line.....

'Joe liked to drive a big tanker'

 

[drummindefender]

Ok lets try again.....

First line.....

'Joe liked to dive a big tanker'

i guessin u meant drive soooooooo...............

Joe Liked To Drive a Big Tanker
but drove it straight into a banker
He wouldn't move clear
when Joe Shouted Oh Dear

and i'll let someone add the last line.......

 

[Melton Fox]

I'll be getting no toys from Santa

 

[Scarby]

There once was a man called Macky
who liked a bit of wacky baccy
he loved a puff
untill he had had enough
'mm he tasted like snickers'

 

[Rayvon]

There was a dumb girl called Jen Frickers,
Whose bits were back to front in her knickers.
Whilst being licked out,
her fella would shout...
... MMMM THIS TASTE JUST LIKE SNICKERS!!!!

 

[Macky]

There was a dumb girl called Jen Frickers,
Whose bits were back to front in her knickers.
Whilst being licked out,
her fella would shout...
... MMMM THIS TASTE JUST LIKE SNICKERS!!!!

haha

 

[Macky]

he loved a puff

F*ck me Scarby spelt something correctly.......... thank God

untill he had had enough

not possible